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it's thankgiving and a boy goes in the kitchen where his mom is dressing the turkey she cuts herself and she says f*** the boy is like what's f*** she says dressing. so he goes into the bathroom where his dad is shaving and he cuts himself and he says s**t the boy is like what's s**t the dad says shaving cream s he goes out in the backyard where his grandma and grandpa are playing dirty in the hottub the grandma says i'm tired of all these b*****s and bas****s the boy is like what's b****s and bas****s and the grandma says boys and girls...so he goes in the dining room to and says....hello all you b****s and bas***s my mom is in the kitchen f*****g up the turkey and my dad is in the bathroom putting s**t on his face.

2006-08-16 14:54:58 · 38 answers · asked by zacsgrl212 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

38 answers

good.

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2006-08-16 20:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Funny

2006-08-16 15:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

3 couples flow on Honeymoon,even as their better halves are making waiting the husbands are speaking interior the bar,discussing what number circumstances they are going to have sex that nighttime.They opt for on a signalling equipment to enable one yet another recognize the variety,for every time they have sex they're going to stick a teaspoon interior the sugar bowl at breakfast the subsequent day.the subsequent morning between the adult men has a huge grin on his face and there are 3 spoons in his sugar bowl,the subsequent guy is grinning and yawning there are 5 spoons in his sugar bowl.The very last guy is searching particularly depressing and there is one spoon---interior the jam pot

2016-11-04 23:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That's almost funny, except I told that joke 12 years ago.

2006-08-16 15:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by duncanchild7 3 · 0 0

Very Lame

2006-08-16 14:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by witchfromoz2003 6 · 0 0

heard it before and it was funny the first couple of times i heard it but yea it is a good joke

2006-08-16 15:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by liberos-are-fun 2 · 0 0

that's the longest run on sentence I have ever seen. use some punctuation so I can attempt to tell the joke right in my head.

2006-08-16 15:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by owensb01 3 · 0 0

i just read this joke. Someone else has it posted too. It was funny the first time

2006-08-20 05:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0 0

That joke has been around longer than dirt. Very juvenile.

2006-08-16 15:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by *Larry P. he's for me* 4 · 0 0

i lik it hav u evr heard da 1 dat say:

a boy was turning sisteen an his dad was lik "u should go out an hav s.e.x" so da boy left out an was thinkin but who he should do it wit. so after a while he went 2 his grandma house and was like "grandma my dad told me dat i should go hav s.e.x can u show me wat it is" like 2 hrs l8r he went bac home an his dad said "who u hav s.e.x wit" da boy said yo momma" da dad said "y my mom" da young boy said "cuz u did it wit mine"

its a nasty joke but it is also crazy!!

2006-08-16 15:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by j 2 · 0 0

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