2006-08-16 14:52:03 · 16 answers · asked by Skanky Mary 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To keep you in line. Jalapenos are just a way to give you a mild taste of hell. LOL. Ok. I don't believe in hell except the city in Michigan.
2006-08-16 15:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe some people like that feeling while "pooping".
2006-08-16 15:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like most sins feel so natural while in the act (going down in entering the digestive tract with jalapenos (man they taste so good)), but it has consequences called sin (the aftermath, i.e. the end of digestion).
2006-08-16 15:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Subterfuge 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haven't you ever heard Cheech Marin say while he was on the commode " hurry up ice cream" that was to cool his butt-hole off after eating all those jalapenos , That is why God invented ice cream !!!!!!!!!!!?
2006-08-16 15:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by john l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the same reason he put the largest reserves of oil on earth underneath a region full of psycho religious zealots- he did it for his amusement, because he's a cynical bastard.
2006-08-16 15:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by Duck Fubya 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God just made you a lightweight.
It doesn't start burning for a *real* woman until she eats habañeros.
2006-08-16 14:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haven't you ever heard the ole saying? "a mexican doesn't know he's hungry until his *** stops burning"
It's a mexican speciality we incorporated into american food chain. It's pepper and God didn't askyou to eat it:)
2006-08-16 14:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So that you'd never have to sit next to a gay couple on a first date in a Mexican restaurant.
2006-08-16 14:57:57 · answer #8 · answered by Tuna-San 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They evolved that way as a protective mechanism.
2006-08-16 14:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by Catspaw 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. i've never had jalepenos make it burn when i poop...ahahahahaha
2006-08-16 15:11:04 · answer #10 · answered by MnKLmT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋