Can I pay for an abortion in advance just in case prices go up later?

Question

I thought of a great idea.
Prices of everything go up every year
It cost 500 bucks for a safe abortion today. Why not sell prepaid abortion vouchers to protect you from having to pay like 700 in 2 years?

Wouldnt this be a good , safe , and legit business?

DID I JUST STRIKE A POT OF GOLD?
They have prepaid phone cards
Prepaid gas cards
prepaid gift cards
WHY NOT PREPAID ABORTION CARDS?
Buy now and save later.

HOLLYWOOD HERE ME AND ARGUS AND STINKY AND DOE DOE COME!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

You could sell abortion insurance for a fraction of the price of a real abortion. For example, if on average 1 in 100 girls will get an abortion in the next year, you could sell abortion coverage for the next year for 1% of what the cost will be.

Unfortunately, Hollywood is not the insurance capital of the world. you should probably buy a bus ticket for someplace boring, like Iowa or Indiana.

Answer 2

You'd be better off buying bonds and investing your money elsewhere. The only reason why this would be a safe and valid practice is if you specifically believed the cost of abortions was going to skyrocket more than the cost of money (like, say that the US government said that any one clinic could only perform X number of abortions in Y period of time).

The gas cards are there because it's a convience to not carry money; in our car based society, virtually everyone will run out of cash on their gas card in a relatively short period of time. Gift cards are about putting the "thought" into giving someone a wad of cash. You can make the arguement that someone can preempatively pay for abortions because they intend to need it, but most people don't use abortion preventatively, but rather as an unexpected response.

Honestly, abortions are horrible to undergo, it's a heck of a lot less comfortable than using condoms or taking the pill. I guess there are a few people out there that routinely get abortions, but that wouldn't support enough of a demand to have prepaid abortion cards.

If you're going to be satirical about abortion, get your facts straight.

Answer 3

well, it is a good idea, especially for women who constantly need to go and get abortions, but are on a low wage. maybe u can even set up a direct debit so they can take 10 bucks a week outta your unemployment benefits.
or why dont u move here to australia. the government pays u $4000.00 baby bonus each time u pop a bub out.

Answer 4

Abortions burn the baby in utero to death. The salt solution scorches them and eats their skin like acid. A lot are still alive when the dr. goes to chop them up into bits. They feel pain too, and invideo you can see them pull away from the knife that's slowly hacking them up.

Yet, people condone this...

Answer 5

It's a great idea! It will revolutionize the world! Just kidding, you are so freaking stupid, and what kind of name is meat? You sicken me, I can tell you're a joke. Nobody on this world could possibly act like you.

Answer 6

Sure, just like a rain-check. You need put expiration date on it, otherwise, the doctor will give you an appointment 9 months later...

Answer 7

Great idea.

Why don't you also buy boxes of condoms and stock it in case the prices go up later ? and coat hangers too.

Who is doe doe? A new friend?

Answer 8

Suggest this to Planned Parenthood. They'll love the idea.

Answer 9

no it,s not a good idea if you can think of that you should also be able to think i dont want any kids so why not just be safe or maybe i shouldnt have sex at all

Answer 10

Hell yah that's a good idea. you can do that with caskets, i think.
You should. But are you sure that you'll have sex in the future? Your avatar is a little fugly! ha hah a