every night she sleeps over and i love her more then anything. but she really has a gas problem. she doesnt know that she does it, and im really dont know how to tell her. But it's really bad, and it's a everyday thing. someone please help me
2006-08-16 14:46:58 · 29 answers · asked by maxim6194 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First of all man, I am sorry but I have to laugh because it is a funny situation, lmao. But now seriously if you love her as much as you say you do, she loves you as much as you do her, and you both are very open an honest with one another, the just be straight forward with her let her know what is up. She would probably expect that kind of thing, depending on how you two are.
But you could probably take the funnier route and just Fart real bad in front of her and if she complains tell her that she does it every night. That will probably get you into more trouble, but it will be funny. Take the first one I think.
2006-08-16 14:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her, but in a funny way so she doesn't get rude. Make fun of it just like you didn't care, once she knows about it, she'll probably care about it and figure out how to stop farting. There's some pills for this, you could slip some of 'em in her coffee (joke).
2006-08-16 21:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by Sequence 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can talk to perfect strangers online about her gastrointestinal expulsions, why can't you talk to HER about it? What's she gonna do, break up with you because you told her that she farts? Everyone farts! Grow some huevos and get it out in the open, man! Honesty is the key to having a good relationship with ANYONE.
2006-08-16 21:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by Lucifuge Rofocale 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her to clear "the tank" before sleep.
If u fart, possibly there is "content" in ur intestines, and usually.... been there for quite some time.
Just like before they found oil on earth, they found gas pocket 1st.
Have an open honest communication to improve each other life. :)
2006-08-16 22:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you so shallow that you can't handle the fact that your g'friend farts? Do you still think girls don't fart. I am not sure if I understand the importance of your question, dumbass. Girls fart...humans fart...get the **** over it, or **** off and die because you will never find a girl, or another human being for that matter, that doesn't fart.
2006-08-16 21:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to the Home Depot and buy some silicon caulk. Tell her that if she farts again you will use it to permanently stop the farting. GL
2006-08-16 21:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by TotallylovesTodd! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing more humiliating to a man than being out-farted by a woman
2006-08-16 21:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure she'll be mortified - but it's so embarassing for her to find out - just buy the Gax-X and mention it in passing (no pun intended). Good luck. Honesty is always the best policy.
2006-08-16 22:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by Chrissy: The Angry Typer a/k/a Mood Mole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey if she is sleeping man it is a normal thing but if it bothers u that much then tell her to take gas ex before bed
2006-08-16 21:52:16 · answer #9 · answered by Elza H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give her some extra strength gas-x to take before bed. If you don't want to tell her, break one open and slip it in her drink.
2006-08-16 21:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋