A man was so proud of his fancy new Cadillac that he invited a priest, a minister, and a rabbi to come and bless it. The priest approached the auto, sprinkled holy water over it, and chanted in Latin. The minister invoked the name of the almighty and led them all in silent prayer. The rabbi sang a psalm and cut off the end of the tailpipe.
2006-08-16 14:45:45 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WoW! Way to Go BatGirl! :) I hope the rabbi won't cut the gasoline host!
2006-08-16 20:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-03-27 05:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe about a 6 on a scale of 1-10.
2006-08-16 14:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Boring.
2006-08-17 00:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-08-16 15:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your knowledge of religions doesn't convey to the comedy at an adult level. You do sound cute though. and if i was 40yrs older i would hit on you with the force of a hundred pubescent rhino's. but alas, i am still in the womb. i love you.
2006-08-16 15:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahehehehe hohohohoho!!!! i get it, i get it. he was cutting the tailpipe off to make way for the full greddy catback exhaust!! that was off of that hit show, pimp my rabbi!! i really do get it though!! i thought it was fun!! 10/10, mwah!!
2006-08-16 23:02:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-08-16 15:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so I guess the rabbi was the only one that got a "tip" oooooh that was bad I know.. ha ha
2006-08-16 15:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by xxxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i guess they're used to doing that haha ♥ and i guess i love gossip is just a little too young and a little to unexperienced with life
2006-08-16 15:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋