Before people get married, they sometimes sign a pre-nuptual agreement, to protect themselves in the event of a divorce. How about a signed agreement before people start humping each other? That way, if he is already married, she will know about it. And if she's not really been rendered sterile, he'll know about it. And if she's a man in a wig and falsies, he'll know it, and if he's just looking for an orgasm, but is too lazy to whack off, she'll know it.
2006-08-16 14:08:59 · 18 answers · asked by L.V. Ames 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh yea .....that will go over big! Talk about a mood killer!!
2006-08-16 14:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pre-nuptual agreement protects financial assets or money. It is not meant to disclose information that is not already known about, but rather it is an agreement that since one person came into the relationship with certain financial assets they will leave with those assets and are not required to give 50% to the other person. As there is not legal financial binding between two people before sex an agreement such as a pre-nup would have no purpose.
2006-08-16 14:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by acidicblackrose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you should take the time to get to know someone and take it slow, before you marry anyone you better know if they are already married, or can't have children, or if it's a man in a wig with falsies, or if he just wants sex and if you do not know that about the person you are spending your time with you should not marry them. Communication is the best thing to make a good marriage, and if you do not take the time to know the person you are marrying then you went to fast.
2006-08-16 14:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by mustang.suzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pre-nuptual can regulate a relationship in a similar fashion a newborn can. it unquestionably relies upon on the two human beings in touch. the only subject i will show you how to comprehend definately is that in case you have confidence love is the only challenge in marriage, you do no longer would desire to get married. And that comes from an lawyer who has see love wreck too many human beings.
2016-10-02 04:30:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a valid argument, but I'd have to say that it's covered under the "first-meeting liberal definition" clause. You know then one where he says he a banker, when in reality he's a drive-up teller clerk, and she says she's an aspiring actress when in reality she just watches a lot of TV (Oh, and she's married too)
2006-08-16 14:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by elars1989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the idea, but I would take it one step further and ask for written references from previous partners.
Also sign for a one night stand on the understanding that phone numbers will not be exchanged.
2006-08-16 14:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea
I got one already made up
SHE: I promise to hump you if you spend lots of money on me, and lie to me about a long term relationship
HE: I promise to hump you at the first opportunity, then run like mad!!
wonder if I can get this drawn up and sell it on ebay?
2006-08-16 14:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by whatnoname? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a prehumptual agreement, it's called dinner and drinks. Then make sure she is not a cop and it's all good.
2006-08-16 14:14:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its cheaper to get her a few drinks at the club than it is to hire a damn lawyer to write that kind of crap up.
2006-08-16 14:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. That's detailed.
It would take to long to draw up the agreement and all.
2006-08-16 14:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mama R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pervert!
2006-08-16 14:13:21 · answer #11 · answered by Read the nametag, Duh! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋