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Go to school and get as much out of it as you can, you need your education more now then ever!

2006-08-16 13:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by lainey lain 5 · 0 0

perhaps what you really need more than fictitious illness would be to concentrated on your brain as your spelling is definitely failing you. Maybe you are a candidate for a brain tumor or something. Tell the teacher you are Anacephalic..................in layman terms that means you have only a brain stem or medula oblongata... but are missing your cerebellum and cerebrum cortex. That might do for a start.

2006-08-16 23:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by idesiremoonlight 3 · 0 0

A contagious rash, a thyroid condition (that makes you tired) Narcolepsy, Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), West nile virus, crabs, chlymidia, Lupus, Ghonnarehea

2006-08-16 22:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

How about a lobotomy. I have a feeling the teacher might believe that.

2006-08-17 01:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by prcla2000 2 · 0 0

With spelling like that you need school...if nothing else to learn how to learn how to use the spell - grammer check....

2006-08-16 20:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by FireFly 2 · 0 1

cancer,west Nile virus,

2006-08-16 20:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jose S 1 · 0 0

Leprosy, Black death, Malaria, Fin rot, Foot rot, Wot rot.....lol

2006-08-16 20:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by tattie_herbert 6 · 0 0

aids,clamedia,diarreah

2006-08-16 20:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by dogboy 1 · 0 0

none!

2006-08-16 20:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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