Possum Stinky turns 4 tomorrow and I want to make it spacial for him. FOr years hes been trying to run away but i think he just likes playing catch. One time I had squirell traps outside in the field and stinky ran away and the trap cought him. Stinky was so happy and he made loud sounds of joy while in the trap. Its his favorite game. He lost part of his foot though to gangrene
My cat doe doe's hair is growing back and i will buzz it off tomorrow. I think he hates hair now but still he hasnt eaten much since i shaved him the first time a month ago.
I just love stinky and love sharing his stories with everyone. And god as my witness if it werent for the fact stinky is an animal I would lay with him in a heartbeat to express my love for him. One time i was bored and french kissed him
HERES A PICTURE OF STINKY THAT IS FROM A FEW DAYS AGO
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/ast5791/ahahaha.jpg
2006-08-16 13:03:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
let him sniff your butt. while he's doing that, fart directly in his nose.
2006-08-16 13:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I just loved the picture, of Stinky! He's adorable! I was wondering? Did it hurt your tongue, when you french kissed, him?
This is an excellent time of the year to buzz Doe-Doe's hair. Flea season is here, and winter will be soon upon, us! I also was wondering, if you ever were able to rid yourself of those pesky Leprechauns???
Any Hoo! Party Time for Stinky!
1) Create a circle (*preferably, in the back yard, behind the trailer)
Big enough to contain all of Stinky's friends.
2) Place a road flare (*a long lasting one) every 12 to 18 inches, horizontally.
3) Arrange small Cool-Whip containers (*empty, of course) spread out, inside the area of the citcle.
4) Fill the containers, with whatever you can find leftover, in the fridge(*the older, the better, a little mold doesn't hurt!)
5) Keep a garden hose, handy (*if available)
6) I forgot to mention...if you have a hard time 'digging' up any friends to attend Stinky's Party. Check the freeway, the night before. (*sometimes, the 'fresh-road-kill', is just stunned, not really 'that' dead, yet.
7) Set Stinky and 'friends' inside the perimeters of the 'circle', light the road flares.
8) LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!
2006-08-16 13:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aside from the fact that you are unnaturally attached to your possum, I think Stinky deserves some fresh possum food, I would guess he'd go nuts for some fresh salmon or fresh trout. Don't give stinky any weird processed foods. Maybe Stinky prefers fresh vegetables. Go down to the farmer's market and try a few ears of corn, maybe some nice fresh mushrooms. Let your imagination go crazy, but keep it all-natural foods. UC Steve.
2006-08-16 13:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by UCSteve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a difficult question. Since you already gave Stinky at least 50 cockroaches yesterday, don't you think he's had enough gifts? Nothing worse than a spoiled possum.
2006-08-16 18:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give Stinky a birthday party,
tell everyone to bring presents, but do not invite Cornfunkle, you know she will get wasted and try and corner Argus,
Make sure Argus goes by and picks up a cake, candles & icecream on his way home from work
make Stinky a " birthday boy " hat out of cardboard and tin foil, so everyone knows who the birthday boy is,
Play games like---"Pin the tail on the Wino", "Bobbing for crawdads", and "Dodge Possum" a slight variation of dodge ball.
Have fun !
and
‡ Happy BIrthday Stinky‡
the "YOU KNOW WHAT"... for best answer better be POINTS gurl !!!
2006-08-16 14:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Moma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday Stinky!!!
Thanks for the picture...OMG...I wanna french kiss him too...is this the beginning of me exploring some kind of latent bestiality/homo thing?
I think Stinky is jealous of doe-doe's hairless look...Buzz cut Stinky for his birthday!!!
2006-08-17 18:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by fred[because i can] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill DoeDoe and give the corpse to Stinky as a present!
2006-08-17 12:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should invite some friends of his over, make a rotten trash cake, put party hats on them, give Stinky a bath for his birth day and a prosthetic foot. That should please him. Happy 4th Stinky!
2006-08-16 14:28:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That stinky is a handsome fella. Why you don't you play dead with stinky?? I heard possums dig that. Oh, digging through trash is always cool too....
2006-08-16 13:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Line-up all the garbage cans in your trailer-park having "All you can eat Buffet"!
Happy B-day Stinky from Oregon!
P.S. Nice pic...
2006-08-20 12:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by Mimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh he is so cute. Give him a party at Chuck E. Cheese and he can have pizza and a show with a big Rat entertaining him and Doe Doe.
2006-08-16 15:33:42 · answer #11 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋