2006-08-16 12:23:35 · 13 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I tried to out eat him once, and that fish dividing thing he did well he can do it in reverse too.
2006-08-16 12:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love the answer that says "get a life and stop making fun of God!". Hilarious.
Jesus would clearly kick *** at munching hot dogs. I bet Jesus was a fatty. The son of God? An only child? He was clearly going to be a spoiled brat. I bet he had a Sega Mega Drive before anyone else.
And he spent all his weekends munching hot dogs like a rabid weasel. Hot dogs, all day. Washed the whole lot down with a glass of Holy Water. And during lunch break at the carpenters, Joseph would be like "Come on Jesus, lunch is over, we need to get these shelves put together", and Jesus would say "Bugger off, I'm breaking my record! Just 4 more and I'll have the most hot dogs in my mouth!" And then he'd throw up before doing it, get really angry, and fly home. (He's the son of God, so he can fly).
2006-08-16 19:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by vomitsupermodel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most likely. He would probably change the hot dogs into wine and drink it.
2006-08-16 19:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, he lived before hot dogs and that skinny Japanese dude would kick his *** (The one that's won like 5 times in a row)
2006-08-16 19:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hope he doesn't try!
A frequent eater of hot dogs is 3x more likely to get cancer.
It causes cell and genetic mutation!! All of em'!
Down with hot dogs!
Up with Jesus!
2006-08-16 19:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by the nothing 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes he would,but make sure that the dogs are kosher! LOL
2006-08-16 19:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by John34 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd put my money on Boy George
2006-08-16 19:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
are you 5 years old?
2006-08-16 19:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, He would not have lowered Himself to such a foolish thing.
2006-08-16 19:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by ijcoffin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think Buddha would beat him.
2006-08-16 19:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by Tim C 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋