Did Jesus' farts stink or smell like roses?

Answer 1

I imagine that just like everyone else, it depended to a great degree on his diet and the types of intestinal bacteria in his system. Much of the bad smell from flatulence is a result of byproducts of protein breakdown. We know Jesus ate fish, but he was also on the road a lot and so probably didn't have quite as good fare much of the time. Also, a certain amout a feces becomes aerosolized in a fart, so they're bound to stink a bit no matter what.

Interestingly enough, there were times in history where it was considered common courtesy to drink perfume so your farts would not smell bad to your neighbors. I doubt Jesus had much avilable to him in any case, and they were certainly much more expensive during that era. But America's Founding Fathers probably had nice-smelling farts, if it makes you feel better.

Answer 2

Contemporary bible scholars as well as the nation's top Christian theologians have recently taken on the issue of Jesus' flatulence and its aroma. Thankfully, the Nag Hammadhi scriptures, discovered in the early 20th century, provide some strong clues. The Gospel of St. Thomas, 3:12-15, says, in the native Aramaic, 'Macbea shakti mea rhonsa tuay shefa. Jukti samba donqra semisa. Alba mea pria.' These are the words of the blind man, Zacharus, whom Jesus healed and it translates: 'Lord, thou hath passeth the holy gasseth into my faceth. Oh, Lord, I can see-eth! And, Lord, your gasseth smelleth like the flowers that bloom'. So, we have strong evidence that not only did Jesus' farts smell like roses but they were actively used to heal the sick.

Answer 3

Our Brother was just like us in every way when he ate lentles or beans the musical fruit .his horn was jjust as loud as anybody elses. I don't know of any boy that wakes up in the morning with out something stiking out front aleast once a week.Farts as much as being human as a hard on for a man .

Answer 4

Well, depending on what he had for his last meal, the content of the gas would differ, though it would still be mostly methane. Thus, I should think that it smelled as any person's fart smelled.

Answer 5

God farts are of the most precious in all the known world. When Jesus farted, it was melodiouss. It smelled of a bouquet of lillies and honey and lavender.

TFTP

Answer 6

Given that JC lived and died as a man (according to the SoJ padres at my school), he probably was not any different from any of us, even in bodily functions.

Answer 7

Smelled like gefilte fish.

Answer 8

The only reason I didn't report you for abuse (how crude! how rude!) is because the program isn't working correctly and the little flag for "report abuse" doesn't come up.

You have a nickname that suggests you signed on mostly to ask questions like this, in order to be irritating. We call such people "trolls," and we would rather not have to use our full magic to do what is right to do to a troll: Bonk him with his own club! (See Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

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Answer 9

I don't think so, the Bible says that he was just like any other man, the only difference is that he's the son of God.

Answer 10

some of 'em stank, when he ate some bad dates they were pretty bad.

he ate some the day before he went up on Golgotha