when my son was 2.5 we were walking down the lane my son was behind and i heard "scuse me why are you frowing your wubbis on the floore? there were a small group of youths standing by a bin dropping litter. backing him up i said "yes look at youa 2yr old has mor sense, there mouths remained open for the duration! what is the most funny and poigniant you youngster has said?
2006-08-16 11:19:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
My son is 6
Well the other day my son told me that his Nanar is not going to see her next birthday! She is only just passed 60...
My son plays with a girl who lives across the road when he stays with his Nanar. She was talking to my son and his Nanar, it went as follows.....She said, I am embarrassed as my dad is in his fifties, my mother in law then said it is not that bad, she then agreed and said it wasnt as she had a step dad, my son the said is he evil? to which she replied no he is a millionnaire! lol
I had brought the James Blunt album and put it on in the car, my son was sitting in the back seat.... They had obviously changed the lyrics from the radio version and in one part it goes I could see from her face that she was F***** high (radio version was flying high).... I then turned the song off..... A few days later my son was waiting for a taxi at the supermarket with his nanar and he said to her Nanar is F****** a bad word and she said yes why do you ask... he said it was on one of my mummys songs would you like me to sing it to you....and she said no thank you.... A woman was standing behind her and said well I have never heard of that one before.....I am so glad it was not me standing there, how embarrassing!
Oh heres another
I got a call from my mother in law (actually shes my ex mil) a couple of weeks ago.... She came straight out and asked me if I were pregnant!!! I told her that I was not, My wonderful son had told her that he was going to have a baby brother, but that I was not pregnat and he kept saying but mummys not pregnat... this then made her suspicious like he had been told not to tell anyone and that is why I got the call..... No i'm not...
Kids eh!
Let me think I may add more.
2006-08-16 11:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by Zoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son is 2.5 he is full of strange comments at the moment. He lost his dummy in Nursery so they gave him one to come home with, he kept telling me thats mine I told him he had to give it back and it was not his. We went into a shop on the way home. He announced to the whole queue of people " I stole that dummy" I did not know where to put my face.
I bought him some crisps (potato chips) in the shape of teddys. We were in a shop waiting to be served and he was eating them, He said look mummy its a teddy I said yes love and look it has eyes and a mouth he added "and a willy" everyone started laughing.
2006-08-16 21:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by stardust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousins wife took there daughter, who was 4 at the time to buy dresses for a wedding that they ere going to. When they had finished molly turned around to her mum and said what about daddies dress. Her mum explained that men didn't wear dresses, to which Molly replied 'Daddy does, I've seen him!' We're too scared to ask him about this!!
Another time the same little girl was out with her Nanny and she let a lady get past her on the street. The lady never said thank you so molly said 'excuse me lady, I just let you pass and you didn't say thank you, my mummy says it is rude not to say thank you' The woman didn't know where to look!!
2006-08-16 20:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To keep my kids amused on long journeys, I give them a list of road names/numbers or things to look out for. We were travelling home 1 day on the A14 when my 11 yr old son remarked "Mum whats the next road?" When I told him it was the A1, he moaned and said "Thats another 13 roads to go mum!"
At this point I had to try and explain to him that road numbers don't go in numerical order!
2006-08-16 12:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a 6 yr old and a 3 yr old. we were in a mall one day and my oldest was 4 yrs old, we stopped at the ice cream shop on the way out and this rather large man came in behind us, my oldest son looked up and smiled just as sweet and said u dont need any ice cream your fat already.....i was so embarrassed i could have died right then. he said that bc we told him we were getting ice cream to fatten him up bc he is so under weight....well the man laughed said it was ok but i was just hoping the floor would open up and swallow me
2006-08-16 14:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by gingerswindell00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my little girl was 2.5 she fell and burst her head open, in a panic we just rushed out to the car and straight to the nearest hospital, when we got there they decided she needed transfered to a children's hospital so they got an ambulance. myself and my daughter were in the back of the ambulance when she starting crying hysterically when we asked what was up she said " i cant go mum my socks are MOCKET (means dirty in Scotland) well we both just fell about laughing, the poor wee soul was more worried about having dirty socks than going to hospital to be stitched up!!!! lol.
5 years later and we still laugh about it lol.
2006-08-17 00:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by Mariette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my lil sister was with my aunt and my aunt said u know what ur mommy does for a living and my sis goes what does she do ? and my aunt told she dance for mony on tables she begane to giggle and said why would u do that and my aunt said u will soon find out when u are older well when me and my sister got back home she ran straight for mom and said i herd u were a table dancer mommmy and u get that green stuff for it (mony) my mom was shocked and i was laughing so hard my stomache started to ache u should have just herd the way she said she is only 3 years old
2006-08-16 11:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by sprinkle0girl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Got my daughter a kitten for her fourth birthday, she called it Bizbiz, on the monday after her birthday, I took her to nursery and the teacher asked her if she got any nice presents, she told her teacher about the cat, whom we also call stupid, because it is, a bit. Teacher asked my daughter what the cat's name was, my daughter said "Bizbiz, but we have another name for it too" the teacher asked what it was, my daughter looked at me and said "mummy, can I tell her", I said that she could, I mean, Stupid isn't that bad a name, for a silly kitten, she looked at the teacher and said "we also call it F*ckwit" I said "we do not" and she said "well you did this morning mummy when it nearly tripped you up". I could have died, but fortunately the teacher thought it was absolutely hysterical!!
2006-08-16 11:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by Tefi 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing my youngest daughter ever said was during a discussion of what to dress up as for Halloween, she and her sister had picked their costumes and I asked what should I be? She looked at me and said completely seriously, "Mommy, you can be a big fat cow." Needless to say I have never forgotten that!! --Ouch!!!
2006-08-16 11:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by Hoot 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My 4 yr. old STEPdaughter and I were in the store, I told her if she was good she would get to pick a toy, well we had to pay for something else first, she was trying to walk away and the cashier told her
"wait, your MOM has to pay first", she looked at her and said, "she's not my mom", she turned right around and said "come on MOM lets go"
2006-08-16 11:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by woofywaffles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋