2006-08-16 11:09:22 · 7 answers · asked by Dominika 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I bought a blow up man doll for a girlfriend of mine that said she could not get a man. He was pretty correct - know what I mean? The girl said she couldn't take the doll home because she lived with her parents. So we sort of adopted this sex toy as our drinking buddy. A few of us were drinking one day and we decided to stick one of our empties up his rear. We then threw him up on the telephone lines. He fell down after about an hour right in the middle of the road. Cars were swerving to avoid it because from about 20 feet it looked real. One car decided to hit it and it deflated, but the beer bottle remained, along with the plastic appendage.
2006-08-16 12:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by Pappa Poopy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I removed a marinated venison roast form the jaws of the fox that jumped into my refrigerator. (you might be a former wildlife rehabilitator if...)
and
I got lost on the summit of an active volcano in Central America
2006-08-16 21:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Hauntedfox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My college roomate and I had a funeral service for one of her pet turtles. We dressed in black, went out to the lake, said a prayer, and put the ziploc bag with the turtle in the lake.
Another time we got really drunk and broke shot glasses outside on the sidewalk--what a waste!
2006-08-16 21:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mimi Kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once found a pair of old mens' trousers hanging in a tree.
I took them home and wore them for months. They were very comfy, what with the elasticated waist and all.
2006-08-16 18:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by Aphrodite Jones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wore a lobster costume to all my classes one day in college. I lost a bet.
2006-08-16 18:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap there is no end to my weirdness.
2006-08-16 18:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by ZenTurkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. I am pretty weird.
2006-08-16 18:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by ms.melancholy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋