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everyone who is american worshipping the monster is doomed. this religion was made to ridicule christianity, so its only fair, u need a spaghetti savior too. didnt the cult spaghetti leader think of that :) Hahaha!

2006-08-16 09:45:04 · 6 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

there will be no 'fetus saved', as all soon to be babies will have a chance to breathe oxygen that grow within my womb, to comment number one, the baby killer

2006-08-16 09:59:56 · update #1

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You must be an initiate. Pirates are the supreme beings chosen by The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Hails to the Pastafarians,
Silence

2006-08-16 10:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Silent One 4 · 1 0

No religion is the correct one, and all religions have got it wrong.

There are many major religions in the world, such as Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism, Judaism, and so on. Within each major religion there can also be many minor religions. For example, within Christianity there is Catholic, Protestant, Anglican and so on. Within Islam there is Shiite, Sunni etc.

In summary there are many hundreds of different religions in the world all with their devoted believers and followers. Talk to any devout religious person and they will almost emphatically insist that their religion is the right one, it’s fact, and any non-believer is doomed.

Commonsense and logic would suggest that if there was any truthful or factual basis to religion, then only one of these religions could be correct, not all of them. However, in my view, it’s highly unlikely that any of these man-made religions bear any resemblance to fact or the truth, and are more likely to be the result of simplistic human intelligence looking for an escape from reality.

2006-08-16 17:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Brenda's World 4 · 0 1

Much like the jews were god's first chosen and the Christians have hijacked that position, we non Italian followers of FSM have hijacked that position. But we still love the Italians and will support them if they blow up their crazy neighbors.

2006-08-16 16:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think the chosen people are the midgets as The FSM created midgets first.

2006-08-16 16:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0 0

May the fetus you save be GAY! :)

2006-08-16 16:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by Vancouver-snuggy 3 · 0 0

The chosen people of the FSM are pirates. Duh.

2006-08-17 18:47:37 · answer #6 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 1 0

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