Two men are in court on drug charges.
The judge says, "If, over the weekend, you
can persuade enough
people to give up drugs, I'll let you two off."
Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for
their results.
"I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever," the first man
says.
That's great," the judge replies. "What did you tell
them?"
I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them
the big circle
was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs
The other defendant says, "I got 100 people to give up drugs!"
One hundred!
"How?"asks the judge
Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small
circle and said
''This is your asshole before
prison...........''
2006-08-16
06:51:49
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lol...i think it's just funny!!!
2006-08-16
06:52:21 ·
update #1