A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up,
ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles
her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short
interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your
clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?
The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book".
2006-08-16 06:45:00 · 19 answers · asked by Kheisofuzen 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-23 04:00:04 · update #1
that is so wrong but yet is so funny
2006-08-18 22:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by candy_corn_craver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 11:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-20 15:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is ok... it was sooo funny that i forgot to laugh!
2006-08-22 07:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny but that's just wrong!
2006-08-21 16:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Girl/ deal with it! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh, that was cute
2006-08-22 05:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by lady love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha that some funny stuff
2006-08-21 12:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by Ejay T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. might as well get some use out of your woman. ha ha ha!
2006-08-16 06:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny one ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
2006-08-21 22:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha! i've seen this joke somewhere, but not here..lol->
2006-08-16 21:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋