Perhaps you would all be happy with some other religion? Why not give Judaism a try? It's pretty close.
2006-08-16 06:37:40 · 14 answers · asked by Jesus Christ 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yo J! Hey - got a favor to ask you: You think you could maybe rein in your followers a bit? They can get mighty annoying. Thx. :)
And where do you buy your shoes? I need new sandals....
2006-08-16 07:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Many will come claiming to be the Messiah but he has already come and will not step foot on this earth again until the battle of Armagedon. So you must be a false prophet.
2006-08-16 13:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by rltouhe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your not the Lord and Savior. Judaism isnt even close.
2006-08-16 13:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh, YOU could raise the dead and walk on water yet you couldn't kick the romans out of isreal and WE'RE insane???? Hell's bells boy, why didn't you just convert the whole country to your cause with free wine?? Imagine what you could have done if you turned the Jordan River to wine!
Not to mention not ONE PLAGUE on the Romans and what's up with NO FREEING SLAVES????
Vin
2006-08-16 13:46:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christianity has a God in a visible body.
That is the religion I chose on my own volition.
2006-08-16 13:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Religion is a bit like tinted windows for cars......its n optional extra you can buy !!
2006-08-16 13:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by robynbiker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just fine being agnostic. Though I do possess the same look.
2006-08-16 13:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be terrified to proclaim myself to be Jesus - you obviously don't know my Lord and Savior, but since He is your only hope for going to Heaven, you really should. He will forgive you!!!
2006-08-16 13:47:24 · answer #8 · answered by heartforhelping 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
JESUS!! sweet avatar man..
we still on for poker tonight? beer and cigars..
you know you owe me 50 bucks from last time right?
2006-08-16 13:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quit bitin' my style, Hey-Zeus!
2006-08-16 13:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋