it really pleases the guys in the first pew
2006-08-16 05:58:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
where do you worship again? ;)
2006-08-16 06:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by mike_castaldo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I don't. As a guy, I wear pants, full length trousers.
As for the girls with the revealing clothes, they just teach me to pray with my eyes closed so I don't get distracted. While I didn't like it initially, singing songs projected high on the walls is better than from the song book in my lap, because I don't get distracted with a little extra leg or bossom on display with the cutie on the next pew. My church doesn't preach against women's fashions any more, pity. It really helps me keep from feeling self-righteous too often, especially when some stylish church girl goes by with breasts bobbing like jello or a skirt slit surprisingly high on the thigh. Thanks girls, the automatic thoughts from those visual cues give me constant reasons to pray and pray and pray.
2006-08-16 13:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you actually do such a thing, then you are taking communion in sin, which is blaspheming the Holy Spirit. If you have ever read the Bible, then you know that this is the unforgivable sin.. Repent before it is too late. Jesus loves you.
2006-08-16 13:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its wonderful. especially if the mesh stockings are thigh highs and only come up to about 2 inches below the hem of the skirt.
2006-08-16 13:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by ricky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you get your joy in life by trying to offend people.
2006-08-16 13:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by mle_trogdor2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're my kind of worshiper
2006-08-16 13:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make me want to go to church again and get on my knees
2006-08-16 13:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yes definately, with my hooker-red pvc boots and 3'' thick make up...
2006-08-16 13:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by stephizzal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love giving blowjobs in church.
2006-08-16 13:04:19 · answer #9 · answered by I love money 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
I so would if i went to church.
2006-08-16 13:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kayte 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋