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2006-08-16 05:56:45 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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im sorry....this is gross...but that really turned me on...

2006-08-16 06:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Joe B 2 · 1 0

May depend if your eyes shed a tear or not as well. The Church may require this to declare you a sacred cow or a Saintess. Did the neighbours come running to pray at your door step? You will need all this information to have this extraordinary event declared a miracle. However, not all breasts meet the heavenly criteria.

Here's some further information to help you decide if your weeping breasts were a miracle or not. Religious people pray to fence poles and cheese sandwiches.

People say they talk to aliens, people say they talk to God. The first lot are called nutters, the second lot are called religious. There's a lot of money to be made out of religion and it has become a well rehearsed play over time. Religious people also pray (talk) to fence poles and cheese sandwiches.

Christians are below average intelligence and tend to be very gullible, that's why when a fence pole or a cheese sandwich has an imprint that looks like a religious face, such as God or Our Lady, millions will flock to the spot and worship. It's also known as sheep to the slaughter syndrome.

All religions are just fantasy or mythology or cults, call it whatever you wish. The main religions also have magic tricks which are called miracles in Christianity.

Just watch what happens when a magic trick occurs, for example, the fence pole or cheese sandwich image starts to weep. Just watch how the flock of followers behave. People find it hard to accept reality so escape into fantasy and that’s what religion satisfies. Miracles are all in the mind and are nothing more than trickery.

2006-08-16 06:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by Brenda's World 4 · 0 2

Nope.

Honestly, you've probably had them stimulated too often. Like someone sucking on them.

In general pregnant women don't start lactating until late in the pregnancy or after birth. The placenta should be giving off hormones to prevent lactation.

In your case it could be a result of hormone problems. (ie. Lack thereof.)

2006-08-16 05:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by Corn_Flake 6 · 1 1

I am not a woman, but I fail to see the joy in having that problem. It is good that you thanked Jesus, though. Jesus loves you.

2006-08-16 06:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0 0

No it is not a miracle. You are probably producing too much prolactin. A simple blood test will tell you if you are or not. Ask your gynecologist about one.

2006-08-16 06:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by I love my husband 6 · 0 0

U need to see a doctor. U can have discharge (not milk) from a serious condition. Overstimulation can also bring in milk.

2006-08-16 06:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa B 1 · 0 0

First, move to Health subject.

Then, ask your doctor for a prolactine analysis. This may be a hormone issue.

Or if you pierced your nipple, this may also be the cause.

2006-08-16 06:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, you just had a baby/babies, therefore, you are lactating. No miracle there.

2006-08-16 06:02:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jack 5 · 0 0

erm why would u think this is a miracle. and have u done a test to make CERTAIN u aint pregnant?

2006-08-16 06:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL...someone call the press, it's a miracle!

2006-08-16 06:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by emmie8750 4 · 0 0

No. That happened to me when I was sixteen. Don't know why, but wasn't preggers that's for sure.

Thank u jesus!

2006-08-16 06:10:04 · answer #11 · answered by Lotus Phoenix 6 · 0 0

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