2006-08-16 05:56:29 · 10 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When one panda sticks his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a sad panda!
I want everyone to welcome Petey, the sexual harassment panda!
Who lives in peace near the willow tree?
Sexual harassment panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual harassment panda!
Don't do this, don't touch there,
Don't say that says the silly bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong.
Sexual harassment panda.
2006-08-16 06:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A Panda Couple is lying in the cave one night. The Female Panda lay down ready to hibernate, while the Male Panda is sitting looking at the pages of the book. As The Male Panda is reading, he periodically reaches over to the Female Panda and fondles her special area. The Male Panda does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to look at the book. The Female Panda gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that the Male Panda is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts to perform a mating growl in front of the Male Panda. The Male Panda is confused and asks (In Panda Language), "Why are you calling me for mating?" The Female Panda replied (In Panda Language), "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay for mating."
The Male Panda says (In Panda Language), "Oh, No No No (Growl)." The female Panda asks angrily (in Panda language), " Grooooowwwwl!!! Well, what in Panda hell were you doing then?
The male Panda says (In Panda Language)," Groooooooooooooowlll!!! I was just wetting my Panda paws and claws so I could turn the pages in this book"!!!!
2006-08-16 13:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A panda walked into a restaurante and asked for a table. The wiater then showed the Panda to his table and gave him a menu. Soon the Panda was served and finished eating. Once he finished he pulled out a rifle and shot a hole through the ceiling and began to walk out the door, sure enough the waiter stopped him and asked him why he shot a hole in the celing. The Panda looked at him and replied "Look up Panda in the dictionary."
Just then the waiter goes and finds a dictionary opens it up and flips to the page with 'Panda' on it. He reads the definition: "Panda: large black and white bear, eats chutes and leaves. (eats, shoots and leaves)"
2006-08-16 16:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A panda goes into a restaurant. After eating, he payed, shot several holes into the wall. "Hey hey hey!" the manager says. "What's the big idea?" The panda says, "Look up panda in the dictionary." The panda left. The man pulled out his dictionary. The man said, "Hmm...P...Pa...Panda!.....eats, shoots, and leaves."
2006-08-16 14:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's black and white and read all over?
THE PANDA TIMES
What's black and white and red all over?
A bloody panda, or a panda painting it's house red, etc.
Sorry, only 2 I could quickly come up with...
2006-08-16 13:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"That makes me a sad panda"
- Don'tsuepeople Panda
2006-08-16 13:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
-- A panda turning cartwheels
2006-08-16 13:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by mikah_smiles 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what is black and white,black and white,black and white,white and black,white and black,white and black? A PANDA CHANGING HIS MIND!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! CORNY HUH?
2006-08-16 13:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by ozzyzone66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-17 02:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why did the Panda sit on the chair???..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHARHARHAHA!!!!
2006-08-16 13:25:44 · answer #10 · answered by Spikester 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋