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Mine: finding out that females ejaculate to...... while going down on her...... i just threw up a little.

2006-08-16 05:52:59 · 14 answers · asked by ryan o 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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my and my bf was doing it and our 4yr old saw us in the bed and in the bathroom while i was on the sink w/my legs on his shoulders.. . the next day she asked what was daddy doing to me when it got dark..

another time she walked in as we were in the 69 position and she barged in and said what u eating..

2006-08-16 06:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by Queen D 5 · 0 0

Met a girl at a friends party, we hit it off, had a few shots went back to my house and had a GREAT time. I didn't think she was really drunk, but we were both a little buzzed. Woke up a few hours later to something warm and wet on my leg. Pee. She had peed in the bed! She was WAY embarassed and aplogized profusely. I never saw her again, and I'm sure she was too embarassed to talk to me again, anyway. Pity, too she was really nice!

2006-08-16 13:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You threw up? Do you think women throw up when you ejaculate in them? Time to grow up little boy.

2006-08-16 12:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by kja63 7 · 1 0

Having sex with my ex while she was having a menstruation. The worst experience.

2006-08-16 12:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by PR 4 · 1 0

ICK!! You yacked on her...wow I have heard it all..I do not really have anything funny or gross but I can make one up...hmmm... getting caught by my dad when I was gettin it on when i was 14, oh wait that really happened.

2006-08-16 12:58:35 · answer #5 · answered by Free & Sassy 4 · 0 0

One time I was f-ing her in the a-- and I pulled out to find a piece of corn on my p-----.

2006-08-16 12:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ahhh, that's a good thing man....

Poop on the wanger is always something to worry about....

2006-08-16 12:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my friend was doin his girl in the a** for the first time and so they were goin at it and she was really gettin into it, but then she shat all over him, herself, the wall, and the bed...he said it was like a freaking explosion! i laughed myself stupid at that!!

2006-08-16 13:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by begeeman13 6 · 0 0

Waking up to what i slept with the night before...

2006-08-16 13:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by Scott 6 · 0 0

Kids walking in on you.

2006-08-16 12:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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