thanx to everyone that has helped me increase my hits for my website however i still have a long way to go, so please anyone that hasnt yet seen my site please goto http://www.jokes4ever.co.uk
i am trying to achieve a personal goal of 2 million hits by 31st dec 06, so please if you like the site please continue to look thanx again
2006-08-16 04:49:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres one for your site
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
the altar. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan?
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
2006-08-16 04:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by ryn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All righty. Once again. Good Luck.
Have a great afternoon!
2006-08-16 14:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really a question is it ??
Anyway you seem nice and polite, I'll give it a go in a min !!
2006-08-16 11:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by Splishy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pleasure
2006-08-17 10:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok man do not worry
2006-08-16 12:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by k_abhixxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the Umpteenth time, no, i will not give you a hit, but thanks for the two points!
2006-08-16 11:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by Boss Tycoon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋