10 points for the funniest
2006-08-16 04:47:01 · 8 answers · asked by slocklin0931 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard it on bob and tom this morning (by the way, I am a girl).
Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Because mad cow disease was already taken.
2006-08-16 06:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by bored in Michigan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool?
A. Clever D*ck
2006-08-16 06:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, first the light bulb has to want to change.
2006-08-16 04:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q.Why do women close their eyes during sex??
A.Coz they cant stand seeing a man having a great time!!!
2006-08-16 05:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
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2006-08-16 20:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
'Twas raining cats and dogs, and poodles were all over the place.
LOL.
Have a great afternoon!
2006-08-16 07:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do baseball players stay cool?
by standing next to their fans!
2006-08-16 04:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two fat f.ucks are in a bar, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat sunovabitch!"
2006-08-16 04:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by Boss Tycoon 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋