Everytime I take a shower at my b/f's house, his dad comes in the bathroom and starts talking about his friend. He asks me if I would like to meet one eyed Willy.
I've also told my b/f to get an exterminator b/c his dad said they have a big trouser snake running around the house!
2006-08-16 04:13:06 · 32 answers · asked by Just askn with a smile 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Don't worry...every girl should meet "one eyed-willy". And since your boyfriend's dad is being so nice as to offer, you should just go ahead and let him introduce you. Its an enlightening experience....as for the trouser snake problem, they dont' bite but they do spit so if you don't get too close then you won't have to worry about getting shot in the eye....it can be blinding sometimes.
2006-08-16 04:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Lock tthe door next time, girlfriend.
And tell your bf, his dad is a perv.
And are you so naive, John Henry, one-eyed Willie, tallywhacker, trouser snake, girl you do need an education.
And unles you want to wind up servicing dad and son, get the heck outta Dodge.
2006-08-16 04:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by hnz57txn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should tell him that you would like to meet him and see what he looks like. I bet you might like him and maybe want to get to know poor Willy better. I hear he likes tropical climates so don't be surprised after meeting him if he wants to go somewhere warm and moist.
I would take matter into your own "hands" when it comes to the trouser snake. I am sure you could wrestle in into submission. Just be careful because if you wrestle with them too much, I hear they like to spit at you or even find a warm, dark crevice to slide into and hide for awhile.
peace
2006-08-16 04:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by Raistliin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One eye Willy, Billy Clinton with a patch.
Trouser snake .... see above.
2006-08-16 04:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by MrSushiRoll 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One eyed Willy......Where do I know that name from?.....I've got to know this person from somewhere......hmmm.....Oh now I remember, last time I was giving a guy head he told me to say hello to one eyed Willy......Or was is talk into Mr. Microphone.....Damn, I always get these backwards.....Or it could be a neighbor of mine named Wilma....she was sucking on her vibrator, chipped a tooth and the piece of tooth got stuck in one of her eyes, impairing her vision.....So I call her one eyed Willy too.....She's so stupid, she should have had the guys at the adult bookstore show her how to work that thing prior to the sale.
2006-08-16 08:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Karen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grow up!
Why in the world would you allow your boyfriends dad in the bathroom while you are taking a shower? There is a thing called a lock!!!!!!
2006-08-16 04:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by chocolatesyrup101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAYBE YOU SHOULD MEET ONE EYED WILLY AND THEN LET US KNOW WHAT IT IS. AND AS FOR AS THE TROUSER SNAKE IS CONCERNED GET SOMETHING SHARP AND CUT IT IN HALF. THATS THE ONLY SURE WAY TO GET RID OF IT.
2006-08-16 04:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by STARR 22 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, he's making passes at you---"one-eyed Willy" is a reference to his penis. Tell your boyfriend or get the hell out of his house!
2006-08-16 04:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by Gigi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One eyed Willie is the pirate in Goonies and the trouser snake is his wanker.
2006-08-16 04:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by candidworker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to be joking, right? THe guy is talking about his Penis.
This is also coming from a the girl who posted how much she should charge john's for hand and blow jobs. Go Figure!
2006-08-16 04:17:42 · answer #10 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋