My theory is that (it's kinda gruesome, so beware) raisins are not dried up grapes at all, when elderly people in nursing homes kick the bucket, then they turn them into grapes. This is my theory aswell as my bestest friends, so give her credit too. But seriously, grapes are fat, juicy, tasty fruits, they can't just shrivel them up and turn them into raisins! It's a huge conspiracy!!
2006-08-16 03:52:05 · 10 answers · asked by vera lynn 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
This is by far the most intelligent question i have seen on yahoo answers. Thanks be to you and your friend for not only finding out what is happening to our elderly but you have uncovered the centuries old conspiracy about raisins. my hats off to you! Congratulations
2006-08-16 04:01:55 · answer #1 · answered by notyours 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is a conspiracy but you got the wrong one! Raisins are really old people dried up and season and put in a box and listed as raisins - dried grapes!@
2006-08-16 04:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your theory sounds like a B movie. I had a cooking class and we turn grapes into raisins, cucumbers into pickles, and plums into prunes. Take a class. Also say no to drugs.
2006-08-16 04:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shhh. You're giving away some the details to my secret old folks dehydration diet. If it works on grapes and the only drawback is wrinkles, why wouldn't it be a winner for old folk? They have wrinkles already, right?
2006-08-16 04:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep.
You are correct!
And Bush is not the president, Dick Cheney is really running the country.
Honest!
2006-08-16 03:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by docscholl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are too funny !!! Where do dried prunes come from?
2006-08-16 04:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by JENNY J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then why do they call us old people dried up prunes..HUH?
2006-08-16 06:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by bama_kath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STUPIDEST THEORY EVER!
2006-08-16 03:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by VanillaIce 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that explains a lot- thanks for enlightening us to the truth
2006-08-16 04:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-16 03:58:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋