2006-08-16 03:28:11 · 19 answers · asked by sprangmoo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur momma so dumb she got locked up in a super market and died of starvation!
2006-08-16 05:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by monaUK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momma is so fat she needs two watches for Christmas because she covers two time zones.
2006-08-16 04:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas teeth are so yellow and shes so dark,she looks lke a pitsburg steelers helmet!
2006-08-16 04:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya momma so fat when she wears a blue shirt every surfer yells righteous wave
2006-08-16 06:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by ashleymtfan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop asking for yo momma jokes. they're corny.
2006-08-16 03:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by nakedandsucking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so dumb she put a ruler in bed to see how long she slept. Your mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Your mama's so harry when she was born she got rug burn.
2006-08-16 03:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you know your momma is fat when she wears a red dress and the kids all yell out "koolaid koolaid"!
2006-08-16 03:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by annie - rainbow goddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 21:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I swear her teeth are butter.
2006-08-16 04:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always give the same answer:
yo mama so fat she uses diet soap
2006-08-16 03:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋