if i drink pickle juice to help weed pass through my body, how much should i drink and how long will it take?

Question

i have a drug test coming up in mid september and i hear pickle juice was a good way to clean out your system.

Answer 1

Pickle juice is good, and drink tea, beer, and lots of water. Fast for 2 days with water and teas then start eating and only eat veggies and fruits. Good luck. It is hard to quit the smokety smoke.

Answer 2

Don't listen to anything that anyone on here has posted...i know from personal experience exactly how to pass a drug test and how to clean your system. Okay...first of all, the only reason people say pickle juice is because it contains vinegar, but what they don't know is that all vinegar does is clean your kidneys, it doesn't work any differently than water. The easiest way is to drink water of course, but it doesn't always work, if your a habitual smoker, someone who smokes on a daily basis or more than just a few times a week, then water may not work depending on your body type, if you're a small person it may work, if your a large person it may not. But start drinking water anyway, because it can NEVER hurt. One method i would suggest, is go to your local grocery store, on the aisle that sugar sweetner and all that is on, and pick up a package of SureJell, it's a canning powder, people use to can fruits with, mix it in a bottle of gatorade and drink it...i would do it the day before your drug test and the actual day of it just to be safe, but i swear it really works. Also there's a sure way to pass one...there's this drink called Test Pure, they sell it at some herb stores or if you have a local Biker's Emporium, it's like $30 but it's worth it, it even comes with a money back guarantee that if you fail a drug test just bring your reciept back and they'll refund you...you may even want to try looking Test Pure up on the internet, i'm sure you can order on here if you don't know where an herb store or a Biker's Emporium is. At Biker's Emporium they even sell this stuff for your hair for if you have to take a hair follicle test. it's a pretty neat store. But good luck...you should be fine. I've been on probation for a year and still haven't quit smoking. i just keep a stock of Test Pure...because what's cool about Test Pure is that you can even smoke the day of your drug test and you can still pass. my exboyfriend and i would go see our probation officer stoned everytime and would still pass our piss tests. That stuff works! And it doesn't taste bad either, they have all kinds of flavers.

Answer 3

Stop smoking.
Then put yourself on a no carb, high protein and veggie diet for the next two weeks. Drink LOTS of water. This will increase your metabolism, and your body will start using stored fat. (it's called ketosis)

After two weeks of this, go back to a normal diet. Keep drinking LOTS of water. The last week before the test, you want bump up your carbs, and veggies, back off on the meats.

On the day of the test, make sure you've peed a couple of times first. Drink enough water to be hydrated; but don't overload on it, since they run additional tests if your urine is too light.

If you want to combine this with the detox stuff from the head shops.

You should have plenty of time to flush your system out, but don't sleep up and smoke for the next 30 days.

Answer 4

okay first of all stop smoking evidently it is effecting your brain. Pickle juice does not work to clean out of your system so get that out of your head. You are starting early enough however to drink plenty of water cranberry juice. However it does not completely remove it traces may still remain depending how long it has been from when you last used.

Answer 5

Pickle juice won't help. If you don't smoke any for the next 30 days or so and the drug test isn't too sophisticated (most of them aren't), you will probably pass. If you know you will be tested occasionally or looking for a new job - it isn't very smart to smoke dope. Then again, is that why they call it dope?

Answer 6

who told you pickle juice? Just drink a lot of water, and maybe visit your local head shop and buy some detox stuff. Don't drink pickle juice. Also Niacin helps, but it makes you turn red for a while and sweat a bit (it's a vitamin). Don't smoke weed from now on though.

Answer 7

Every trick, myth, potion, etc is fake.

Nothing but TIME alone will get weed out of your system. Liquids flush your kidneys....weed is not there but in your blood stream, cells, hair roots, etc.

Only way to get by a drug test is to not take drugs prior to the test.

My 17 yr old brother would not listen to me on this issue and got caught over and over again and just had the pleasure of doing 1 year of pot counseling, 3 months in juvy detention and 1 year of AA classes with drug tests every 2 weeks during the entire year.

Answer 8

it takes 30 days for it to pass through your system...so dont smoke anymore and drink lots of water and gatorade....pickle juice could speed up the process but i think you have plenty of time to get all the weed out of your system without it.

Answer 9

Sorry sweetie but who ever told you this would work, is full of crap. If you want a clean pee test quit doing drugs. If you have a drug test in September you are in trouble. Why do you know about a drug test this far in advance?

Answer 10

Actually, if you just keep away from the stuff until then it will be way out of you system. The THC washes out of your body withing a couple of days or so. Especially if it is a urine test you shouldn't have anything to worry about.