Little Johnny and the Teacher?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Windows: Is just another pane in the freaking glass!

Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on  knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud of that fact." The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?" Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper. The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted but when she was done, and there was not a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt. "No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a Double-Barrel!"


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I'm just here for a lil while but joe0_10 Johnny is the irrepresable little SOB who is a part of ALL boys! They either do stuff like this, or look on laughing at Johnny as he does! Of course this was all before being a freaking 'Geek' was fashionable!

Answer 1

OMG! That's hilarious! What a way to start off the semester...with a whole bunch of Educational Majors! Yeah...future teachers! ; )
Thanks Willy...I needed that after a long day.
Keep 'em comin' !
Attaboy!

Answer 2

Every Friday morning, little Johnny's teacher would ask the class a question. The first student to answer the question correctly would get the day off.

The teachers questions were impossible to answer. Questions like "How many grains of sand are there on Myrtle Beach?"
or "How many gallons of water are in the Black Sea?"

This frustrated little Johnny, so, on Thursday night he went to his dad's workshop and spray painted two ball bearings black.

The next morning at school, little Johnny was on the ready. Just before the teacher was to ask her question, little Johnny hurled the bearings at the wall and crashed to the floor and rolled within inches of the teachers feet. The teacher looked down at the ball bearings then said, "allright, who's the funny guy with the black balls?'
Little Johnny raised his hand and yelled out, "Chris Rock!Chris Rock! Can I go home now?"

Answer 3

That was great! I've got one for you!

An old Irish woman who lived in poverty her whole life had been saving a little bit of money from her every pay check. When she was close to death she decided she wanted to take a milk bath. She calls her local milk man and asks how much milk it would take to fill up a bath tub. He told her 20 gallons. She placed an order for the 20 gallons. He then asked if she wanted the milk pasteurized and she replies Nope, just past my boobs!!

Answer 4

A salesman from Verizon wireless telephoned a household, and four-year-old naughty Johnny
answered...
"May I speak to your mother?" asked the telemarketer.
"She's not here, she's out drinking at the bar. It's double bubble Tuesday." Answered Johnny.
"Well," continued the man, "is anyone else there?"
"Just my sister," said Johnny.
"O.K., fine. May I speak to her?" asked the man.
"I guess so," replied Johnny.
After a long silence, Johnny returned to the phone and said, "Hello? Mister, are you still there?"
The salesman said, "Oh, It's you. I thought you went to get your sister."
"I did!" exclaimed Johnny. "But I can't get her out of her ******' playpen!"

Answer 5

Love those little Johnny jokes!

Answer 6

I farted out loud. soooo funny.

Answer 7

johnny jokes...haha..But I thought his name was jimmy?

Answer 8

i love those little jonny jokes

Answer 9

Thanks for starting my day out with a good laugh ! I love those jokes~

Answer 10

haha