Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
2006-08-16 02:20:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha good one.
2006-08-16 03:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Coby J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-08-16 04:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Noah told that joke 2 the animals! Old one, sorry!
2006-08-16 02:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever.
2006-08-16 02:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
till death do you part mother
2006-08-16 02:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by hyacinth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one! funny!
2006-08-16 02:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by laurali79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, that one can stay
2006-08-16 02:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-08-16 03:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by nakedandsucking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny.
2006-08-16 02:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol............reminds me of a redneck joke......10/10
2006-08-16 02:31:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋