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2006-08-16 02:07:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

26 answers

Talk to you and cheer you up - contact me if you want to.

2006-08-16 02:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by jquittenton2 3 · 0 0

Sorry pal, air conditioner just broke, the cat bit me, and I just dropped a bottle of Balsmic Vinegar on the floor,so...what can YOU do to brighten up MY day?

2006-08-16 09:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by serendipity 2 5 · 1 0

Say hello, how are you, good morning. Did that brighten your day?

2006-08-16 09:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by gemone523 4 · 0 0

I can tell you a joke. I got this one in my e-mail this morning. Laughter is always the best medicine.

A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, “Big Lobster Tales, $5 each.”
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, “Five dollars each for lobster tails—is that correct?”
“Yes,” she said. “It’s our special just for today.”
“Well,” he said, “they must be little lobster tails.”
“No,” she replied, “it’s the really big lobster.”
“Are you sure they aren’t green lobster tails—and a little bit tough?”
“No,” she said, “it’s the really big red lobster.”
“Big red lobster tails, $5 each?” he said, amazed. “They must be old lobster tails!”
“No, they’re definitely today’s.”
“Today’s big red lobster tails -- $5 each?” he repeated, astounded.
“Yes,” she insisted.
“Well, here’s my five dollars,” he said. “I’ll take one.”
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned over close to him, and said, “Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster...”

2006-08-16 09:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0 0

I can do a crazy dance round the room for you?

2006-08-16 09:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cina 3 · 0 0

i can give you money....that will brighten you up

2006-08-16 09:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by catty blond 5 · 0 0

if you wanna talk about ur bad day email me....otherwise i am really sorry that u r not having a bright nd cheery day.....things WiLl get better do not worrry!!!.....pray

2006-08-16 09:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by volllballgirl 3 · 1 0

I could tell you a funny joke, but I can't remember any jokes.

2006-08-16 09:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by T Time 6 · 0 0

Just be thankful that you have a day because you are alive....

2006-08-16 09:11:56 · answer #9 · answered by Mommyme 2 · 0 0

give the sweetest smile for others specially to your enemies, impossible try, and i am sure that it will do.

2006-08-16 09:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by a comedian yet very sensous man. 2 · 0 0

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