TEACHER APPLICANT
After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager
teaching prospect said: "Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning, and I'm supposed to instill a sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and even censor their T-shirt messages and dress habits. You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for weapons of mass destruction, and raise their self esteem.
You want me to teach them patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship, fair play, how to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, and how to apply for a job. I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe environment, recognize signs of anti-social behavior, make sure all students pass the state exams, even those who don't come to school regularly or complete any of their.......
2006-08-16 01:33:28 · 4 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
assignments.
Plus, I am to make sure that all of the students with handicaps get an
equal education regardless of the extent of their mental or physical
handicap. I am to communicate regularly with the parents by letter,
telephone, newsletter and report card.
All of this I am to do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few
books, a bulletin board, a big smile AND on a starting salary that
qualifies my family for food stamps! You want me to do all of this and
then you tell me...
I CAN'T PRAY?"
2006-08-16 01:33:38 · update #1
To the person who told me to testify:
It's BROTHER, not sister!!!!
Oh, and I am starting a new job at a Catholic school this year, leaving behind the restricition on prayer I had for the past 12 years.
2006-08-16 01:54:05 · update #2
I haven't seen that exact one before, but it's nice...AND ACCURATE. I'll have to share this with my colleagues. =)
2006-08-16 01:39:35 · answer #1 · answered by it's me! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Testify sister, testify.
2006-08-16 08:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by SoccerClipCincy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This question is very funny. but its true! its weird how things work
2006-08-16 08:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, and unfortunately it's ironically true
2006-08-16 08:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋