Which race was described by Hopeleen Zartian IV as an 'transparent opacity'?
2006-08-16 00:36:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that would be the jelly babies. they were real, you know, and were the inspiration for the sweeties that you can buy today.
legend has it that if you cut their legs off their mystical powers became useless, but contemporary scholars disagree, stating that it's their necks that are the source of their power....and this debate continues even now...so, do you bite off the head or the legs first?
2006-08-16 00:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Spider-Belly Dew Drops were the "Transparent Opacity."
2006-08-16 00:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♣Tascalcoán♣ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The race to develop the first truly synthetic fibre optic enhanced toblerone who's pyramid shape leant it the unusual properties of being both transparent and opaque when viewed from under a table or above a fat german.
By the way, Hopeleen Zartian IV was quoting an earlier transcript from Zpitter von Shauchsingor who offered a prize of ownership of the moon to whoever first develops 'Pandora's Toblerone'
2006-08-17 09:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You would be thinking of the Solicitorians. their 3000 page passports begin as follows.
His right honourable the Lord chief whigmeister cherblairius III QC, Lord Chief philibuster and blusterer of the planet Solicitor in the Galaxy of Legalfees (hereafter referred to as the Big Cheese) do hereby and with due regard for Chapter 8, paragraph 4 sub paragraph ii (a) of the intergalactic treaty on the movement of illegal aliens ask that the relevant representatives of the recieving planetary or interplanetary (defining interplanetary in accordance with paragraph 9....).
You get my drift I'm sure. Should you ever encounter one of these creatures take my advice and steer well clear - they seem open and honest enough at first - but never forget they live on the souls of lesser creatures and will slowly scramble your brain with sophistry and obfuscation before finally relieving you completely of your life force... and your wallet.
2006-08-16 21:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mick H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Dynastic Loppbrangers
2006-08-16 00:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by The librarian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the transoompahcities and beware because not only are the transparent opacity they also are changlings that desire to take over the entire world
2006-08-16 01:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a race of old ladies trying force their way to the front of the queue at the Harrods sales.
It's the egg and spoon race for society's ignored.
Any race in spiritual nudist colony where no-one knows where you looking and you don't know what you can see. and the last but one athlete says " you were right up my a.ss there for a moment".
According to his father, it was trying to find a chemist with condoms when Calligula was in town.
The last one to the bathroom stinks.
2006-08-16 01:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Jellyfish People
2006-08-16 00:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by ashhylarry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 22:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The seethrough-beings third annual tri-athalon race round the gribbet mountains of Zarta...
2006-08-16 00:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋