From what planet do the famed Master Bakers run their patisserie empire?
2006-08-16 00:34:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Master Bakers, located conveniently by the The M(ars) 1 - junction 4. Join our friendly team and enjoy the benefits of working in a weightless environment and recieving an astronomical salary. Here's our 'currant' vacancy list:
Cheese miners: our cheese cakes deserve the best, experienced cheese miners needed to work on the moon, those with experience in hard cheese will be considered. The environment lacks atmosphere, would suit shy retiring lunatic.
Milk Deliveries: Drive our specially designed 'floats' to collect and deliver milk supplies on the Milky Way.
Donut Hole Fillers: Collecting black holes to insert in our donuts - you will be an ambitious go getter with the desire to expand your event horizons.
Space negotiators: Finding space to operate is crucial to our expansion. Can you find or make space? Experienced space cadets required - knowledge of space cake preferred.
Bakers.
2006-08-16 22:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by Mick H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the master bakers are the controlling force on the planet ovenware delight their patisserie empire has grown to massive proportions and they are considering expanding into the earth's atmosphere very soon
2006-08-16 01:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Originally hailing from planet Pretzel in the dough-boy nebula, the Masterbakerians (to give them their true name) were forced to abandon their home planet after a disastrous incident following the introduction of automatic icing on danish pastries where all the cherries were off centre causing widespread panic and furore.
The Mastebakerians relocated to loafillia but couldn't settle due to the high level of yeast infection so they moved on to their present home world of Shoveitinyourcakeholestuffthecaloriesyouruglyanywayidia where they prosper and flourish despite never solving the problem of getting the planets name to fit on intergalactic post cards.
2006-08-17 09:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the planet mars. because they bought it from Mars incorporated when their chocolate factory melted the day the sun came out wearing really hot flares.
Mars then opened a chain of clubs called "Mars Mars". Hence, its present name and jingle-- a Mars today , is a patisserie.
2006-08-16 01:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The planet Boulangerie.
2006-08-16 00:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by happytraveler 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually, it truly is a what somewhat than a who that represented them... Venus has a volcano on Venus referred to as "Spurgle spaztrap" that emits poisionous gases by skill of vents that duplicate (on particular nights of the three hundred and sixty 5 days) "The Hills are Alive with the Sound of song" so precisely, that Julie Andrews has been accused of suppling the volcano with singing classes... The volcano gained the first round yet grow to be beaten by technique of the Mars get admission to: Signourney Flipflop, after her rendition of "My black entire is complete of love" wowwed the judges.
2016-11-25 20:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Planet hearth
2006-08-16 00:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by TIMOTHY C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha...great question
They operate on a comet made from cake dough, they don't need ovens as the solar winds heat up their cakes...and by chance their comet recently passed through a current and frosting galaxy so they have all the raw materials they need.
2006-08-16 00:47:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Has to be Kitchen of Hell. But do you know what comes out of the AZZ of the Universe?
2006-08-16 00:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by groovusy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Must be ' Pluto '. Because that is the
nearest to our planet.
2006-08-16 00:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by nomad 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋