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Question

Who represented Venus in the 854828 Intergalactic Song Contest?

Answer 1

The short answer is, "The Oorils," performing their mega-smash sensation, "Yumbi Muzaza." Unfortunately, this title cannot be translated into any know language on Earth as a successful Yumbi Muzaza requires the participation of no fewer than 5-and-one-half different genders.

A far more important question is, exactly why would anyone even be remotely interested in this staggeringly arcane bit of time-warp trivia? Perhaps the questioner is haunted like the rest of us by the nagging persistence of the great unanswered question:

HOW DID THE OORILS VANISH WITHOUT A TRACE; AND WHERE DID THEY GO???

Over the millenia controversy has swirled, and conjecture has rained down like Breensnuggel sweat during mating season. But most of it, like Argo Ringbladder's hypothesis that the band simply chucked it all, got elected to Parliament as Liberal-Democrats and were never heard from again, can easily be dismissed as mere ravings from the loony-left. No! When all tales told by idiots have been dismissed, there remain but two outstanding possibilities.

The more popular of these theories posits that the Oorils simply got vaporized in a failed Yumbi Muzaza. While rarely occuring, this is technically possible. If Participant Three's franjospheres are not perfectly alligned with Participant One-Half's ginglebars, a static electricity charge of such intensity can be built up that the entire Yumbi explodes in a yellow-green puff of smoke redolent of Chanel Number 5 and Arcturian Dung-Wort. The copius amounts of singe-sap found dripping from the Oorils' dressing-room walls afterward tends to support this finding. Still, controversy continues unabated.

Approximately 1379.5 years ago, the famed Temporal-Contradictions historian, Thusnelda Hufflenobs offered a fresh perspective. Professor Hufflenobs maintains that after receiving news about poor sales of their second release, "Whango-Mhango, Mama," the band decided to seek a fresh start and trans-emmigrated back in time to 20th century Earth as "The Sex Pistols."

While the case is compelling, many continue to doubt this possibility, as anecdotal evidence strongly suggests that Oorils' lead singer, "Blecgh" was deathly allergic to England, and regardless of all other similarities, it is well known that the Sex Pistols were actually much, much better behaved.

So there it is. What is the truth? We may never know. And all that is left for us, the survivors, is to stand alone on dark, moonless nights and stare wistfully into the heavens as we sing that plaintive refrain"

"Yumbi Muzaza. Flimbby wana lou -- ngh! ngh! ngh! Oooooo."

Sometimes, life can be so cruel...

Hope this helps.

Answer 2

Actually, it is a what rather than a who that represented them...

Venus has a volcano on Venus called "Spurgle spaztrap" that emits poisionous gases through vents that replicate (on certain nights of the year) "The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Music" so exactly, that Julie Andrews has been accused of suppling the volcano with singing lessons...

The volcano won the first round but was beaten by the Mars Entry: Signourney Flipflop, after her rendition of "My black whole is full of love" wowwed the judges.

Answer 3

It was her left-over chicken. the chicken didn't actually sing. It just represented her. And her poultry entry lost Venus the title. But was the talk of kentucky 'till the cows came home from the milkyway.

Answer 4

have you ever no longer been analyzing your newspapers? everybody is conscious it became Elvis. curiously the story is going that he became tiring of eating cheese on the moon and he'd fallen out with Hitler. So he desperate to return back to earth for a flow to. yet all those years residing on no longer something yet cheese had gotten smaller him. he became no longer the fat, bloated junkie we are all accustomed to. His agent had set him up for a comeback stay overall performance and he had no clothing left that still equipped him (there became no decide for for garments on the moon) He wanted some thing relatively snazzy. As he became strolling down the line at some point, he spied pronounced rat chatting up the main beautiful woman he had ever considered. The rat had on a bgorgeous bodice embroidered with gold and purple silk If it works for him it might could artwork for the King he theory to himself. So he folllowed the rat domicile to it relatively is sewer, hit it on the pinnacle and the rest is historic previous. you incredibly could attempt to maintain up

Answer 5

Old Tom Cobley

Answer 6

venus was represented by milo skritchey due to the illness of glenda songbird

Answer 7

Michael Jackson nuff said lol

Answer 8

Vertigo Heights and she won!!

Answer 9

Ricky Martin :)))

Answer 10

lol Michael Jackson it is!