2006-08-15 22:32:01 · 17 answers · asked by trevorchipfat 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And you don't think the average catholic priest has enough to fantasize about without putting ideas into their heads.
2006-08-15 22:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by Barneyboy 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I see that the Pope, in a scarlet lycra body suit, festooned with nobbly condoms in the shape of a crucifix is on page 3 of the Church Times this week...
I'm very glad the Holy Roman Church has come out of the confessional closet and is now celebrating it's sexuality openly. St Peter who always took his fishnets to work would have approved I'm sure.
2006-08-16 08:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Tryptamine Blue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to go and confess to the doctor in the white coat. He will be able to help you and take you somewhere nice and quiet where you never have to think about anything again as long as you keep taking the nice blue pills.
2006-08-16 05:45:36 · answer #3 · answered by Tuppence 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't St. Michael patron saint of Y-Fronts?
2006-08-16 05:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Boris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confession is for a sin.if you consider it as a sin then confess,otherwise leave it.You have to decide.
2006-08-16 06:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by leowin1948 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you should be burnt at the stake,along with the one who put the thought in your head in the first place -Satan
Gloria
2006-08-16 16:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by gloriashealth@btinternet.com 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go and repent your sins or be cast in the eternal lake of hell.where i shall be waiting with a round of drinks and a fhm magazine
2006-08-16 05:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you Catholic? I thought you were supposed to be into Mary? I don't know, religion is a weak point for me.
2006-08-16 05:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by solo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should go and see a Doctor and get sectioned
2006-08-16 06:13:11 · answer #9 · answered by mushy peas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...you should join the priesthood...you already show a certain level of aptitude...
2006-08-16 05:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋