2006-08-15 21:37:51 · 14 answers · asked by The Phantom 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Telling an old girlfriend's dad EXACTLY what I thought of him. The first time I met him. Also the last strangely. I suppose telling the man who's little girl you're violating on a regular basis that I thought he was 'a step down from pondscum' wasn't my greatest move ever.
2006-08-16 00:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by Scousebuster Bill 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jumping in the pool at my friend's 30th birthday party, riding home with the neighbors (3 doors down) and when I got out of the car I decided I had worn those wet clothes LONG ENOUGH and between their car and my front door, there was a trail of clothes, right down to the undies. They said I was laughing at the top of my lungs all the way home. Hub got up the next morn to go to work, (he didn't go to the party), picked up the trail of clothes and brought them in the house, walked back to the bedroom and said I don't know what happened but looks like I missed a good party. Did I mention I fell and busted my knee WIDE OPEN and no one would carry me to get it sewed up? I wasn't feeling the pain anyway, til the next day.
2006-08-16 10:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by jescl32 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
getting thrown out of a m8s house at a bbq cos i was about to piss in the kids toy box, then falling off the tree they had kindly leaned me against so i could unrinate..then the hostess saw me bobbing up and down trying to stand up and not managing it...ran into the house shouting "mini is shagging the grass" only 2 sober people in the party was the hostess and my m8s wife, they could of got rid of me before i got that drunk they just wanted to see how silly i would get.... they still let me have more to drink after this incident....but at least i got carried home
2006-08-16 05:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by mini prophet of fubar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I slung this jock @sshole football player off a balcony after he smacked a girl in the face right in front of me... as it turns out it was an accident, he hadn't meant to smack the girl, he was just gesturing and she got in his way (did I mention that I was drunk at the time) needless to say he was upset but I was able to excuse myself and my lady friend from the party before he climbed out of the hedge he landed in.
2006-08-16 04:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by eggman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Waking up at 7am on someones front lawn with an old lady (in her 70's) beating me with a broom and yelling "get out of here you drunken lout before i call the police".
Thats a real classic, especially when you boss on his way to work leans out the car and asks if you need a hand with the old lady.
2006-08-16 04:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Breaking my leg in two places whilst breakdancing drunk...
Breaking my arm in two places falling out of a pub...
Deciding whilst drunk to walk home (one mile away)...it taking me 3 hours and I got lost on a straight roa - ended up sleeping in someone's garden.
Getting arrested whilst hammered for causing a disturbance (on one of such occasion, I got a date with the arresting policewoman was pretty clever considering I was a bit slurry and tried to take a pee on her car)
2006-08-16 04:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by Ichi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Falling off a toilet in a public restroom (at a bar) and busting my lip open. Even worse I was out with people from work! I still hear about that one!
2006-08-16 06:34:22 · answer #7 · answered by Dawnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was taking the piss out of my mum by singing "I fall to pieces" and suddenly i fell backwards onto the glass coffee table which "fell to pieces". In saying that, i ended up with 7stitches on my arm!
2006-08-16 04:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doing kareoke - and telling the band 'Hanson' to get out of my way so i could see my mates..Everyone was fawning all over them and i didn't have a clue who they were
2006-08-16 04:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by littlestarr02 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
picking a fight with a 200lb+ female when i only weighed 115lbs...she pinned me down and started to slam my head into the concrete and pulled my hair. haha, i actually thought i was going to win too! lol.
2006-08-16 04:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by curious 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋