What's the funniest thing..........?

Question

whats the funniest thing u ever saw or have done? be specific!!! i n33d a good laugh!

Answer 1

When I was little, my great grandma told my cousin to take out the garbage. He told her, "I'll take out the goddamn garbage when I'm ready". Bad idea! Well, Grandma Fannie took a cast iron skillet with fish grease(hot too!)and clocked my cousin upside his head. He never disrespected her ever again.

Answer 2

Watched a TV program that is similar to Candid Camera.

Two people were in on the joke - a man and a woman.

The woman is playing her guitar under a tree. She asks a passerby to watch her guitar for a minute as she needs to use the ladies room. When she is gone, the man comes by dressed like a rocker. He picks up the guitar and starts rocking out and pretends to be a famous rocker. Eventually he slams the guitar onto the ground breaking it into several pieces while the clueless bystander watches dumbfounded. The rocker then leaves and the woman comes back. Seeing the passerby trying to explain what happened is hilarious.

Answer 3

One day while doing dishes I noticed our youngest cat had been hit by a car and was laying on the street, across the street from our house. Upset and distraught, I called the animal control and asked them to please come and remove her before my kids saw her. Soon a woman officer showed up and put on gloves. She started looking for the cat. I watched out the window as this woman just kept walking by the the cats body. I couldn't figure out exactly why she wouldn't hurry up and get the job done and over with. Finally, I poked my head out the door and asked her what she was looking for. She said she had a report of a dead cat on this street. I said that it was me who had reported it and that the cat was right there.........she looked at me with complete puzzlement and told me...."mam...that's a tree branch!!!" Oh my gosh!! I was so horribly embarrassed! Luckily I found my kitty alive and well asleep on my bed. In fact she is about twelve years old now!

Answer 4

Years ago.... My company truck was parked on a hill and slipped out of gear. I forgot to apply the parking brake. It rolled down the hill and crashed into a porta potty which in turn was jetisoned several feet in the air. It landed upright with a blue splash. Luckily nobody was around, nobody saw it and nobody was in the porta potty.

Answer 5

umm the funniest thing I have ever done or saw.....well, I tripped over myself a few times.

Answer 6

when i was small, we often used to go to my grand pa's home.
evry one knew that grand pa farts in front of anyone without hasitation.but i was not aware of it.
one day we were invited for lunch ,and all my uncles and aunts and my cousines gathered for lunch in our grandparents home.
we were all having drinks and were busy talking to each other,
grand pa was telling the story of his child hood to us.i was listening to him very carefully,while he was busy talking,he started to bend himself to one side ,i became curious that y grand pa was bending to the side ,after a second he farted,the sound was so funny,but no one was laughing or showing any sign of discomfort.
i started laughing and just ran away into the kitchen and laughed for such a long time,it was uncontrollable,the sound of my grandpa's fart still lingers in my ears
whenever i visit him ,i just laugh at him.now whenever i say this to my cousines and family members they start laughing. its really funny to watch his movements before farting.no facial expressions at all.

Answer 7

THE SIMPSONS
almost alll the eps. r the funniest thing i have ever seen!

Answer 8

while out on a date i was pulled over by a policeman i am glad he never asked me to step out of the car because i was in a bicini shorts

Answer 9

love is funniest things hi make plesure sorrow and more fun

Answer 10

Me and an old friend were jumping on a trampoline when we were younger and she fell off backwards and pissed her pants... she had to ride home on her bike with wet pants.... it was hilarious!!!!!