anyone have any funny cat stories to share?

Answer 1

ok so i have a kitten well he is mid kitten/cat phase. kinda big but still small. and he sits in the middle of the floor and stares straight up at the ceiling fan. then he will get on top of the tv which is only about 3 feet lower than the tv and about 4 feet away from it across the room, and jump from the tv trying to catch the fan......even when it is on high. if you put it on low he will try and walk on the floor in a circle at the same pace as the fan. he usually gives up after 3 or 4 circles but its funny to watch him looking up just going around in a circle.....hope it amuses you....his name is Chance btw.

Answer 2

my son decided to get a leash for our cat when she was a kitten. We took her for a drive to the park while we had a picnic lunch. We (stupidly) let her off the leash because where we were picnicking was enclosed in a fence. Why we didn't realize she could jump the fence I am not sure. Needless to say, she jumped the fence three times and my son who was 7 at the time had to run up into the forest (over the fence) to save the stupid cat. His flip flops fell off and got all scraped up trying to save his precious kitty. We put the cat in the car and rolled down the windows slightly. She shimmied her body out of the window and ran up the forest again. He had to go and save her for the final time before we realized we made a mistake by taking her off the leash. Needless to say, we went home. We have never taken her out again.

Answer 3

My cat is very smart and funny too. She loves to sneak out of window in the middle of the night. She even can open a locked window from the inside. One late at night we heard a noise from the window side. It was a broken window, we thought the robber has broken the window, it turned out my cat has forced the window open and broke it. She even afraid of the noise and hide behind the curtain LOL.

Answer 4

We were at the balcony one warm summer night and we heard barking and people shouting. Two dog owners were yelling at each other, their dogs were fighting and my cat was serenely overlooking the scene from the top of the stone fence exactly above all of them, ready to take a nap!

Answer 5

My cat would beg like a dog for Doritos and powdered sugar donuts.
The Doritos I understand, cats like cheese, but the donuts? Silly kitty.

Answer 6

My male cat was laying on the couch with his back on the edge of the cushions and his feet to the back of the couch. He went to stretch and rolled right into the floor. (He was ok) He got up very quickly and looked at me as if to say "who pulled the stupid couch out from under me?!"

He also likes spicy food. He likes bean dip with taco sauce in it.

Answer 7

MY CAT IS SO NUTZ LOL HE IS ALMOST ALL WHITE AND HAS A LITTLE ORANGE ON HIM HIS NAME IS AVALANCE NICK NAMES TOIT PAPER DORK AND GEEK CUZ HE USED 2 EAT TOLIT PAPER AND HIS EYES R CROSSED BUT HE LOVES ATTION AND WILL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING 2 GET SOME HE WILL LICK U STAND ON HIS HIND LEGS WITH HIS FRONT PAWS ON U AND STREACH ONE PAW OUT OR HE WILL JUST JUMP IN UR LAP SOMETIMES HE MEOWS WHICH SOUNDS WERID AND MY OTHER CAT HER NAME IS SYCO PRNOUCED PHSYCO IT IS A NICK NAME THAT STUCK FITS HER PERFECTLIY SHE IS MEAN WELL MOST OF THE TIME SHE HAS TO BE IN A CERTIAN MOOD TO LET U PET HER AND AVALANCE WILL COME INTO THE BATH ROOM WHILE I AM TAKING A SHOWER AND STICK HIS NOSE IN THE SHOWER BOT TO WHERE IT GETS WET JUST TO SEE WHAT I AM DOING AND WHEN I REACH TO GET HIM HE RUNS AND BOTH WILL LAY ON WET CLOTHS BUT HATE BATHS LOL O AND THEY BOTH CHEW ON CARBORAD BOXES LOL

Answer 8

Rather than tell a funny story...a picture is worth a thousand words so without further adieu...How about a cat that loves to flush a toilet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA&mode=related&search=

Answer 9

my cat was strtching one time after nap but he stretched to far and rolled right off the bed. it realy bruised his ego