Im really bored. someone pleez make me laugh.
2006-08-15 18:44:33 · 13 answers · asked by togaparty456 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Bush, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
2006-08-16 01:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by rsclflat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just watched the Spongebob Squarepants movie and I love the "I'm a goofy goober" segment where he sings to the tune of "I wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister. There; are you laughing just a little bit? How about this; I am married with two small children but when that song was playing, I reverted to my headbanger days and I think my dancing and headbanging kind of freaked my kids out a little! Rock on!
2006-08-19 00:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by GiGi C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress
her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. comfort
her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend
money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her,
15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18.
support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 1.Show up naked. a). Bring beer.
2006-08-16 02:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nobody's going to make you laugh but ya i want to give advice that you should utilize your time well.well,if you are bored read,listen to music,dance and get your frustration out because when you dance hard all your frustration goes away and ya dont forget to lock your door,or you can play on the internet.there is so much to do!
2006-08-16 01:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if ur soo bored u cud read a book or somethign !!
make sure u read a book tat u find extremely boring !! this way u will fall asleep .....and hence wont b bored anymore !!
2006-08-16 02:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*** BOREDOM*** :)
Hey! I'm bored too.....:)
Let's see.....ummmm....
OK..
How Do The Chinese People name their kids????
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.OK..Answer!
The throw silver wears...down the stairs...
Bing!..Wong.....Chong...Ding.......:)
LOL....
well at least it was stupid enough to put a little smile on your cute face! :)
Peace!
Rock On!
RRT...:)
2006-08-16 01:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by RachelRaeT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i so bored air stands still
2006-08-16 01:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're bored with the trouble and strife
Of bachelorhood, take a wife.
So, what should you do
If you're left feeling blue
When the cause of your boredom is life?
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2006-08-16 01:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by tabz_nate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
picture your funniest looking MALE teacher or neighbor or boss wearing a bikini!! how's that?
2006-08-16 01:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, I just got through posting all my good ones.
2006-08-16 02:48:52 · answer #10 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋