A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
at him and say hello!
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful
to his wife and he says...
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher."
2006-08-15 18:09:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey wassup daz man i fell on the floor after reading this one. you crack me up!!
2006-08-15 18:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by annebops 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be! Great joke! :) lmao. Open mouth, insert foot! hehe
2006-08-16 01:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by sml 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny?
2006-08-16 01:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by palon1957 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
titter titter
it`s better than some of the other shitter
on here
lol.
2006-08-16 05:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm this one is really old someone told it yesterday and the day before sorry sweetheart â¥
2006-08-16 01:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WooWoo!
2006-08-16 01:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before but you tell it well.
Ha ha ha
2006-08-16 01:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by cave dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-08-16 01:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by rabecky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a teacher, I completely appreciate this one!
2006-08-16 01:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by border 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-08-16 01:12:32 · answer #10 · answered by Edwin C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋