I have heard many different forms of blasphemy,such as Jesus H.Roosevelt Christ, God damn it to New Jersey, Christ with a hockey stick, so on and so forth.I would like to know who else has heard a particularly colorful and humorous phrase.10 points goes to the most amusing, so let's keep this silly, hmm?
2006-08-15 18:09:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I do hope everyone who reads this question,regardless of faith, will contribute their favorite line.
2006-08-15 18:11:40 · update #1
My favorite and I can't rembember where it comes from is Jumpin Jesus on a Pogo Stick. I am a christian and i have no idea why that makes me laugh every time, but i love it.
2006-08-15 18:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by westfallwatergardens 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My favorites are..
Jesus Tap Dancin Christ
Jesus H In the Outhouse Takin A Crap Christ
2006-08-16 01:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by hadji from des moines 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always liked Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ.
2006-08-16 01:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jenna A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus H F,,ucking Christ on a Christing pushbike
2006-08-16 01:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by sorneez 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in reply to an obvious question - has the pope got a balcony or my favourtie for someone who is whinging on and on , get off the cross someone else needs the wood.
2006-08-16 01:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by ladysunshineau 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only one I can think of is Christ on a stick. Yeah, I know, not very original.
2006-08-16 01:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Daemon 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus Christ in a Sidecar!
I don't know why, but that image still makes me laugh.
2006-08-16 01:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by wolfmantex 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Taking the Lord's Name in Vain is something False Prophets do when they try to convience people they speak for God!
According to the JEwish even using God's name is blaphemy!
As for colorful saying, I'm sure God knows what you REALLY mean when you say:
Gosh darn it all!
God knows you're being a phoney.
At least the swears, when they whack their finger with a hammer, are being genuine!
Now, when Jim Bakker got on TV with his PTL club and asked everyone to contribute money so they could buy a $100,000 RCA color TV camera, is that taking the Lord's name in vain!
God really need a $100,000 color camera!
You're doing it for the ministry, you know, so that God can reach the masses.
Like God needs your help to do that!
One NAtion Under God can be considered talking the Lord's name in vain, considering we allow "faultless divorce" engage in wars, invade countries, execute prisoners.
Does anyone here think God approves of US policies in general!
And we invoke his name!
Is the US giving God a bad name?
That's my sense of humor:
In God We Trust
The rest of you, we don't!
2006-08-16 01:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
A favorite of mine:
Sweet tapdancin' Jeezis.
I use it when I'm especially annoyed by something.
2006-08-16 01:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by Richard B 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And you want a Christian respondant with a sense of humor for when people take the Lord's name in vain?
lotsa luck
2006-08-16 01:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋