What's the best drinking story you have?

Question

Give me the juicy details. . . . .

Answer 1

my uncle loved to tell fishing stories about as much as he liked jack daniels,he was at on the river one day and was fishing for bass,with minnows,he said he put the minnow on the hook and the little guy looked up at him and he thought it was thirsty,so he said do you want a drink little fellow?he said the little minnow winked at him so he poured some jack in his mouth,and then he took a swig,he said alright little fellow now you go down there and tell me what going on,ok.so he cast his line,and he said that it was not more than 5 minutes that he felt a strong tug on the line and he pull it up,and he told us that when he did the minnow had a 10 pound bass in his mouth!!

Answer 2

Well one of my most embarrassing is one night I went out with some girls from work ( I had worked there for about 8 months) we drank quite alot, I had a chugging contest with a girl and won, did tons of shots cause they kept buying normally I can handle my drink pretty well but I did not eat that night and while trying to go to the bathroom I fell off the toilet and busted my lip on the floor so here I am on the floor with my *** hangin out and a bloody lip. They had to help me and my pants up then I fell yet once again in the bar and hit my head. Needless to say I had to be brought home and carried up the stairs to my boyfriend who had to hold my hair back half the night and put me to bed. That was 31/2 yrs ago I still work with the same people and I will never live that night down.

Answer 3

A buddy of mine and myself went to a night club, picked up thes women, went to an after party. All of this was out of town. On the way back home it was very foggy. Suddenly appeared bright lights before me. When I got up to the lights it was a bunch of Calif Highway Patrolmen with a blockade. At the time no fruit or vegetables were allowed out of that county line. They were asking everyone driving if they had any fruits or vegetables. I had none but there was a paper bag in the back seat. The officer asked me what was in the bag. I knew they were going to check it so I told the truth. I said it was some beers. He asked to look in the bag. There were 3 fulls and 3 empties. I just knew I was busted. To my surprise the officer just shined his light in my eyes and told me to drive carefully. I am so glad that I do not drink and drive anymore.

Answer 4

It's not my best story, but it's my most recent one. So my friend has an apartment in downtown Chicago, we get there and we start throwing back shots of soco (Souther Comfort) and tequila, after the three of us polish off all the soco, and some of the tequila we decide to go out on the prowl looking for some female companions, well i had some girl friends who lived in another part of Chicago, so we decided to stumble our way down to the El and ride the train the 30 min to get to the girls. While waiting on the platform, of course, we meet 4 lovely girls who are enjoying our drunken banter as we all waited for the train. The train shows up and it is packed, there was a lot going on that weekend, lollapalooza, some festival, i dunno, but anyway, we all boarded the train, my drunk self grabs a seat next to this girl, we are located in the very last car of the train all the way in the back, so those girls we met on the platform were all still standing around, one was standing against the wall directly to my left, my buddy Marcus was standing in front of her still talking to her, and my other James was behind him. The train leaves the station and Marcus starts to hit on the girl that's on my left, but she isn't responding or paying any attention to him like she was on the platform, but he presses on, meanwhile James starts laughing and points to my left and mouths "just look". I look over to see a guy in a suit sitting spread eagle on his seat just to the left of the girl Marcus was hitting on...(sorry this story is so elaborate i'm just bored and telling every single detail)...and on top of the guy with the suit is another guy, who's wearing capri's, and he's got his leg in this weird motion between the businessman's legs. i busted out laughing, they looked and kept going, Marcus is still hitting on this girl too, and she's still not talking, 20 minutes go by and the guy in capri's is still playing the business mans cok like a violin, the whole car was confused and disgusted, that and the businessman started groping capri boys *** and nuts too, Marcus is still trying and she still won't answer, finally the train stops and both the guys and the girls we were talking to get off the train, after the doors close James and i were just in utter shock, then Marcus asks "guys...be honest, am i ugly?" I nearly died i laughed so hard, that whole time he thought the girl wasn't interested, and he didn't believe what we told him, he didn't even see it and he actually kept on bumping into capri boy, the whole train car lit up with laughter because he had to ask everyone, it just got funnier and funnier, and now thinking about it that might not be funny to other people, i guess you had to be there? sorry if i wasted your time

Answer 5

A women's true is a vain of fiction, she is a dog gone st from all contradictions, she's afraid of a cockroach and a squeak of a mouse, she'll jump on her husband if he's as big as a house, she'll marry him for better she'll marry him for worse, she'll split his head open and then be his nurse, and no sooner that he is able to sit up in his bed, she'll let fly a rolling pin straight at his head, so a man may know all about the weather, and even when the sun going to shine but no man knows when a women is going to change her mind. copy right reserved by my husband; Joe-Joe Dancer

Answer 6

i went drinking, then i thought i was ok to drive, but i got talking on my cell phone. then i got pulled over and now i have a dui and can't drive for a year. juicy enough?

Answer 7

Yak,

I went down on my first date in a room full of people.
I broke my arm snowboarding. jack talked me into the half pipe when I was an intermediate.

Jack D. and I aren't friends anymore.

Answer 8

At one of my friends party's,Had one of the guys mix my drink and he poured about six different spirits together. Until this day .I still dint know how I got home that night.

Answer 9

I better take the fifth on this one, tempting but thank God for the Fifth Amendment. lol

Answer 10

chocolat martini
yumm it's delicious and strong