Hello, my name is not important, I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion stupid chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Tasmania with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!"
What a load of b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to Australia by midget pilgrims on the First Fleet.
The point being? - If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on. Don't p-i-s-s people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Oh, by the way: NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM - NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!
AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
2006-08-15 18:06:47 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you ever really have a desire to "pass it on", check it out at one of the websites below.
Search:
http://www.snopes.com/info/search/search.asp
Look at everything that is already been "passed along":
http://www.snopes.com/
2006-08-15 19:03:16 · update #1
Alright listen if tomorrow my underwear "panties" decide to eat me, I'm not sure I'll complain. It will be the most action I've gotten in a while. =)
2006-08-16 14:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sending an e mail will only take a few seconds. just click the forward button right?
so why not send it just to make somebody elses day happy?
i do forward!!
2006-08-15 18:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahaha. I think we should send this to the "friend" we all have who continuously sends such crap.
OR inform them that Chain Letters cause impotency. If you forward a chain letter-BAM impotent. That oughta stop them.
2006-08-15 18:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA you are so right!! I too suffer the guilt of not forwarding the ever dreaded, please help this child with Cancer email. And just to break the cycle I WILLNOT forward it to anyone I know, even thought I really want to!
2006-08-15 18:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great... but if i am forwarding this, will it make me the same idiot who forwards chain-mails??
2006-08-15 19:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm offended by your reference to Botswana
:-(
now you made me sad
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way whats a leper?
2006-08-17 09:05:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥§o contagiou§♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't participate. My niece tries my patience.
EVERY day. LOL.
Delete, delete, delete........
2006-08-16 02:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ♥
2006-08-15 18:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loL.. i will..LoL!
2006-08-15 18:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋