A lesson regarding the value of a couple of aspirin!
A guy is out with buddies and has few drinks. He is feeling a little frisky, but true to his wife, goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What did you put in my mouth?"
He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, "That's all I wanted to hear"
2006-08-15 17:57:01 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha... clever
2006-08-15 18:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next night she goes out and when she comes home he is asleep in bed. She goes outside and gets a broom stick then goes into the bedroom and proceeds to poke her sleeping husband in the back with it. He wakes up and says 'hey what are you doing?, you dont wake people up by poking them in the back with a hard object'. She says 'now you know how I feel'..... lol
2006-08-16 01:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by Squishygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-20 21:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-21 11:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by ☆★-§CodersUniverse§-★☆ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was he trying to do? I don't really get the joke.
2006-08-20 22:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-21 19:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ejay T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!heheheheahahahaha
2006-08-21 20:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by Rolando Jr. E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever...
2006-08-20 11:53:51 · answer #8 · answered by sulaiman s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really clever i like that
2006-08-19 05:16:35 · answer #9 · answered by candy_corn_craver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute â¥
2006-08-16 01:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋