A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why? ... Do you think they really look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2006-08-15 17:52:33 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny! I'll have to tell my mom that one, because she works at Wal-Mart a.k.a. Wally-World!
2006-08-15 17:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Good One. Thats my first time hearing that.
2006-08-16 01:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by ms ruth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Walmart must've been in WV!
2006-08-16 00:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i've heard it but its just priceless lol â¥
2006-08-16 00:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats friggin hilarious!
2006-08-16 00:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! LOL. LOL.
Now, that's just wrong!
LOL.
2006-08-16 12:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll have to remember that one!
2006-08-16 00:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by mama bear 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..
2006-08-16 00:57:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋