Anyone got a good Irish joke? How about a cheer?

Question

I'm suppose to embellish something and add some "merriment" to it. I was thinking a good joke....or a cheer, maybe. Would love some people's input before I get started. Thanks!

Answer 1

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

An American, a Pollock, and an Irishman walk into a pub and order a glass of beer. All three men have a fly in their beer. The American hands the beer back to the bartender and demands another beer. The Pollock picks the fly out of the beer and then slams the beer. The Irishman gets extremely upset, picks up the fly, slaps him on the butt and yells, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!

Answer 3

its more like a song, and it's more of a joke than a real irish drinking song

I bang on the door, but she won't let me in
'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin
You lock all the doors from the front to the back
And left me a note telling me I should pack
I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer
Order me up a whiskey and beer
If you ask me why I'm writting this poem
Some call it tavern, but I call it home

(Chorus)

*** you I'm Drunk, *** you I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk
*** you I'm drunk, *** you I'm drunk
And I'm gonna be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk

You've given me an option, you said I must choose
'tween you an' the liquor, then I'll take the booze
I'm jumpin' on Western down to the southside
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride

(Chorus)

Answer 4

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.


Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.


Here's to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!


Health and life to you;
The mate of your choice to you;
Land without rent to you,
And death in Eirinn.


Here's a toast to your enemies' enemies!


When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!

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Answer 5

Best Irish joke ever (yeah - right)

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar........ Don't laugh. It could happen!

Answer 6

Here's one: How many beers does it take for Brenda to want to screw every Irish guy in the world?


One.

Answer 7

im irish