Howdy, I ran out of feminine douche last weekend, and the drugstore was closed on Sunday and I needed to anal douche because my boyfriend wanted to mess around. So I douched with the hose out back, and now I have a rash around my sphincter. It feels kind of like barber's rash. Do you think it's bugs that came out of the hose? Should I call the doctor?
2006-08-15 17:21:03 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Definitely not bugs, you have picked up a common variety of bacterial infection called: BarkingSpider Syndrome..
You need to get a large tub of milk and sit in it three time a day (bacteria's hate milk for some reason).
Then you must get a suppository of Spider Soother (TM): take the top of the tube off and insert it tail first into your Rusty Sherriff Badge: then every time you fart, the pressure will cause a little bit of ointment to pop out onto the reddened area.
If it hasn't cleared up in two years: you have probably not got this syndrome.
Regards
Dr. Ichi. MD
2006-08-16 23:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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I used the hose in the backyard to anal douche, but now I have a rash...?
Howdy, I ran out of feminine douche last weekend, and the drugstore was closed on Sunday and I needed to anal douche because my boyfriend wanted to mess around. So I douched with the hose out back, and now I have a rash around my sphincter. It feels kind of like barber's rash. Do you think...
2015-08-13 04:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An anal douche is called an ENEMA. The garden hose out back could have number of unpronouncable bacteria & fungi.
Jeez, what kind of guy would let/make a woman use a garden hose? Are you so dis-empowered you'd really do something this sheeplike and ill-advised? it could be anything at all.
See the doctor right away.
Next time, you should send him out to the store to get you a packaged douche (enema) if he is so interested.
But I'll bet this looser isn't, and if you told him to go to the druggist & return, he wouldn't. Try it next time, and if you're lucky he won't return. This will give you the opportunity to move on to a better class guy.
Oh, you were kidding after all?
2006-08-15 17:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by knewknickname 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Douche Hose
2016-10-14 11:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by cicconi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this in religion and spirituality? Are you just trying to get a rise out of people?
It's not a douche if it's anal, it's an enema. And who knows what was caused by the rash; the water could have been filled with dirt n whatnot and some of it was left behind. Try cleaning yourself again with some more purified water.
2006-08-15 17:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's probably not bugs ... it's probably just the fact that you stuck something partly metal, with dirt, dust, rust & some sort of mildew possibly, IN your behind. Not sure who gave you that idea ... but I wouldn't have agreed it to be a good one. It's probably an internal aggravation/rash, using ointment and/or antibiotics will probably fix ya right up. I'm not even going to make a smart *** comment ... The headline speaks for itself. I'm sorry this happened to you, but oh my goodness, who gave you this idea? I'd take that same hose and shove up THEIR butt. Good luck.
And was it really THAT crucial to let your bf give it in the back? Holy crapoly.
2006-08-15 17:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Empress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hose doesn't have anything to do with your rash. Maybe you already had it and it was made worse by the anal sex.
2006-08-15 17:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You people are ******* idiots. Plenty of STRAIGHT guys like doing stuff in the butt, cause it's tighter and feels good. You realize sex is weird and not everyone does the same **** right? And who the **** cares who's a homo, it's not like that's an actual insult. It's a perfectly fine thing to be and hell, they can get married. So **** you, 9 year old children.
2016-03-22 18:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO don't go see a DR. Take the other end of the hose and wrap it around your neck (still attached to the water outlet), leave the other end in your butt, turn it on, then ask us another question. RELIGION AND SPIRITUALITY
2006-08-15 17:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Looks like we have a new Cornfunkel coming on!!!!
How clever of you to put this in the Religion section where the Bible Bangers hang out. HAHAHA
2006-08-15 17:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋