Anyone got a good Irish joke? How about a cheer?

Question

I'm suppose to embellish something and add some "merriment" to it. I was thinking a good joke....or a cheer, maybe. Would love some people's input before I get started. Thanks!

I'm suppose to add some "merriment" to an Irish project. It already has a shamrock. I was thinking a pot of gold and a good joke. Any suggestions on good, but short Irish jokes? RIddles? Cheers?

Answer 1

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

Two laborers were shoveling coal across the street, when, looking around furtively, comes a minister. As he enters a local brothel, both men shake their heads in dismay. But just minutes later, comes a rabbi and he enters the same door. One man comments, Ai' ti's a sad state of affairs when our clergy goes that way. But then, comes a catholic priest. As he enters, the other comments, Ah some poor lass must be dying.

Answer 3

These two irishmen walk out of a bar.



Too cerebral?

Why did God invent the wheelbarrow?
To teach the Irish to walk

(I'm Irish; it's OK)

Answer 4

Two Irishmen were fishing, and caught this HUGE fish. Lo and behold, there was a leprechun inside the fish! He said that for rescuing him, he was going to grant them 1 wish. One of the men immediately wished that the entire lake would turn into beer. POOF! It was done.........

The other one, after thinking a moment, said "You Idiot!" Where are we going to pee?

Answer 5

An American, a Pollock, and an Irishman walk right into a pub and order a glass of beer. All 3 adult males have a fly of their beer. the yank hands the beer returned to the bartender and demands yet another beer. The Pollock options the fly out of the beer and then slams the beer. The Irishman gets particularly disillusioned, options up the fly, slaps him on the butt and yells, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!

Answer 6

A good old Catholic Irish man got married and had some children. His first born, a daughter, ran away from home at the age of sixteen. She returned ten years later to ask for her family's forgiveness. Immediately after greeting her father she proceeded to tell him her story.
"Father," she said, "I have returned to ask for your forgiveness. I ran away and became a prostitute. Please forgive me."
Her father gasped and then fainted. When her father awoke she proceeded to tell him why she was there.
"Father please don't be too ashamed of me," she said, "I came here to give each of my siblings a new car, mother her own set of servants so she never has to work again, and you a mansion, a new car, and $2 million dollars"
"What did you say you did again?!?!?" Her father asked.
"Umm.... I was a prostitute," she replied.
"OH THANK GOD!" Her father said, "I thought you said you became a Protestant!

Answer 7

How did the Irishman fall down the flight of stairs with two pint's of Guiness and not spill a drop ?







He kept his mouth shut !

Answer 8

-One day an Irish man who's called Patrik calls Weather Bureau and tells them:" oh thank you so much it was very nice weahter yesterday 8-}
-One night a robber goes to a house to steal somthings and he had gun as well so when he goes inside the room he sees a girl and aboy. he asks the girl:" tell me girl what is ur name :" she says ah my name is delia." the robber says ok i dont kill you coz my mothers name was delia as well.then he asks the Irish boy :" hey boy what is ur name ?' the silly Irish boy says:' ah my name is PATRIK BUT PPL CALL ME DELIA AS WELL" =))
-Patrik goes to see a girl and see how she is for marriage .when he meets the girl,he sees;she has mustache,the man askes her:"oh sweetie why is this why u have mustachae!!?" she starts crying,then silly Patrik thinks how he can comfort and console her. he starts stroking her hair and tells her heyyyyyyyyyy stop crying thats enough ,MAN NEVER CRY =))

if you enjoyed them just let me know.thanks

Answer 9

A pot of gold & a leprachaun maybe.
Good luck

Answer 10

Think Guinness.