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Bufford went on down to Spring City last Saturday night to see what was selling at the Hinker Boys' Auction. Well, they had a parrot there that a rich lady was selling, and Bufford kindly took a likin' to the critter.

When the auctioneer brought the bird around for bidding, Bufford asked him, "Charlie, kin that parrot really talk?"

Charley Hinker, the head of the auction house, assured Bufford it could talk and furthermore, it was real smart.

Bufford made up his mind to buy it, pulling all $2,000 out of his savings account just in case. Well, the bidding commenced, and Bufford jumped right in and stayed at it all the way. Several folks were bidding, but when the bids hit about $800, it settled down to a real mean contest between

Bufford and someone at the front of the room. Bufford finally won the bid at $1,900 even, though he looked a bit pained as he walked to the auction office to pay for the thing.

When he got ready to pay, Bufford again asked the auctioneer, "Are you sure that parrot kin really talk, Charlie?"

Charlie said, "Bufford, I know that parrot kin talk real well, seein' how it was the parrot that was the one bidding against you."

2006-08-15 16:58:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

If you get upset because the people are not following the exact strictured and structured format, the way that you think that they should, then you can expect to be upset every time you visit the Joke&Riddle section.

Relax, and enjoy the jokes and don't be concerned about the proper protocol.

That is pretty much left to the school classrooms, and other more formal functions.

2006-08-15 18:41:41 · update #1

8 answers

This is my favorite king of joke right here...the one that makes me laugh out loud! Good one! GB

2006-08-17 20:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL.
Poor Bufford. He got plucked by the parrot.
LOL.

Have a good night.

2006-08-15 17:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

haha bad bird lol ♥

2006-08-15 17:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

cheese?

2006-08-15 17:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by simplehoneylove 3 · 0 0

Funny! :-)

2006-08-15 19:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 0 0

ehehehe...lol

2006-08-15 17:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by yapyap 2 · 0 0

and your question?

2006-08-15 17:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by shazam 6 · 0 0

uh oh.. lol.. thanks for the jokes...:)

2006-08-15 17:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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