what are some funny thing's to say when you prank call someone?

Answer 1

Call a bowling alley and if a guy answers the phone ask him if he has 10 pound balls. lol If he says yes ask him how he packs them around.

I know it's Corney but that's what we use to do when I was young. Not to mention I thought prank calling was way out of style by now?lol

Answer 2

Hmm.... I've made many funny calls in my day but I don't seem to remember them. I think it was because I was drinking Red Bull at the times and I never can fully remember anything after having too much caffeine.

-Call a radio show that allows you to ask for help and make up a story like "Yeah.... you know how some people stick gerbils up themselves? Well... my friend and I thought it would be fun to stick a ______ up me. I went to the doctor and got an x-ray but they can't do anything to help me. Any advice? Oh yeah, maybe I should tell you my name. It's (Insert radio show host's name or some other interesting name here)."

Or

-(They did this on Crankyankers) Call someone and pretend along with some friends that you have the same name as them and then totally screw with them. On Crankyankers they talked about meeting the guy then asked him if he was into dudes while pretending to do sexual things on the phone and when the guy said no they said that they weren't either.

Answer 3

im not sure how funny this is now... but when i was in the 5th grade it was hilarious! the neighbor kids and i used to sit around after school sometimes and make prank calls.
we used to call and say hey, this is your neighbor and your cat is in my garden. most ppl said either they didnt have a cat. one time... the guy said, oh not again, this is the *smiths right? we thought it was so funny... especially since we new the *smiths, but not the person we had called.
this was way before caller id...


*names have been changed to protect identity

Answer 4

find the name in the phone book....ex...Nick
Hi is Nick there?
Hi it's me. I just wanted to let you know that tomorrow we will not have to go to work because one of the power transmitors is down. I'll give you a call tomorrow afternoon to tell you if it is back up. (see how many you have to call before they go along with it)


(this one is for one of your classmates) Call his mom/dad pretending to be the teacher. Tell the parent you are concerned because he asks to use the restroom several times during class and that you would like to have a parent teacher conference to discuss any medical problems. Have the parent schedule an apt. with you.


(if you have a neighbor with a pool) Call the neighbor and tell them that you are a different neighbor. Tell them that you just came in and that there were some kids sneaking into their pool. Watch outside to see them come out to check. Wait a few min. call back and tell them. The kids are in your front yard t. p. ing. wait for him to go check again.


Call KFC, churches...popeyes...and ask if they sell chicken.

Call your fav. fast food place tell them you just went through the drive threw and you got home you were missing your "fries" or whatever ONE item. Ask if you come back if they would give it to you. (hopefully they won't ask for a receipt but say you left it at home when you get there) they should take your name or something on the phone and you go pick up your free food item

Answer 5

OMG ME AND MY SOFTBALL TEAM WILL PRANK CALL AND I DO THE VOICE AND IF WE NO WHAT SPORT THEY PLAY WE WILL SAY SOMETHINGPERVERTED like i pranked some1 that played softball and she pitched and she dose alot of screw balls so while we were all pranking i was like how hard do u screw! and then we were saying like how many balls do u have all really weird stuff! and my name is always always always MARJERY STEWART MAXTER prank cheerleaders i hate them!


OR 1 OF THE BEST IS WHEN U SAY UR THERE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOORS AND U SAY YOUR CAT IS ON MY FENCE PLEASE COME GET IT OFF AND WHEN THEY SAY I DONT HAVE A CAT YOU TELL THEM U DONT HAVE A FENCE!

and im known for my manhatten clam chowder majery stewart baxter!!! i tell them i get manhatten and main mixed up and i start yellen at them to tell me the diffrence... but i also do some where i tell them its my birthday and they gott sing to me and they do!!! im the queen of prank calls! you gotta use an accent like (a grandma or grandpa) (england accent) (mexican) or stutter in a english accent..

Answer 6

Hello, my name is (make up a corny name like Sally or Sam) and you porno video won 1,000 dollars (say 1,000 with alot of enthusiasm and let it stay in the air then listen for their reaction) this works better if you do it to a grouchy old neighbor.
heres another 1.
Call a company like for Folgers or something and cuss out the person who answers after the operator. You can cuss 'em out or sing them Lampchops "This is a Song that doesn't end" until they hang up.Just keep calling.

Answer 7

in an oreintal accent "hewo wong wesident. Sowwy wong numba" or for even more shave your head put on hat go to the store load a whole cart full of hair cair product get to the checkout unload all of your items on to belt wait for three forths of it to be rung up slowly pull off the hat while rubbing your freashly bald head and say what the hell was i thinking? and just leave.that generally cures bordem

Answer 8

Hi, this is Joe from the award department at the sweepstakes headquarters. You just won the $500,000 prize. Would you prefer the cash or a free trip to look at time share property?

Answer 9

"hey dude is my bag of weed at your house?.... what ?..... oh sorry, this IS the wrong number.... but HEY, will you promise that if you DO get a bag of weed that you will giv it to me? I promise i'll share...... hello?"

then call back the same number and say this to the same person:

" OH MY F*CKING GOD! YOU DO HAVE MY WEED DONT YOU! YOU SICK B*TCH!"

Make sure its one of your friends or something but talk in a weird or abnormal voice so that they dont know its you!

I did this to one of my friends the other day and right after they hung up on me, they called back at my house and where all like " Hey Katie, some guy just asked me if I have his weed. And I sware I DON'T!"

This was very funny to me because he still doesent know it was me and they dont have caller ID either! HA HA HA !!!

RoCk On GrEeN dAy LoVeRs!
- Tre Cool's Girl

Answer 10

act like chinese say that this is advertisin call for free food of some comofsumyonboy ***-of-sum-yon-boy hahahah or just ask if they ever had that and if they liked it most likly they will say yes specially the old people or hell for the fun of it if ur really board call someone with 2 people and say that they left the boxers at ur house or u can play porno uhh's and ohhh's to the phone...