An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.
The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.
She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied:
"There are only three doors in here," she sobbed,
"One is the bathroom,
One is the closet,
( wait 4 it )
and one has a sign on it that says
'Do Not Disturb'!"
Love & Blessings
Milly
2006-08-15 15:35:30 · 20 answers · asked by milly_1963 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-16 20:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Two stewardesses, one a brunette one a blond, had to jump out of a plane that was out of fuel.
Who got to the ground first?
The brunette.
The blond had to stop for directions.
2006-08-15 15:43:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2006-08-15 15:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Milly,
That was a good one...lol
What do you call a blond with a brain? A golden retriever...........
2006-08-15 16:24:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
I've heard this, but it is still funny to me.
Have a good night.
2006-08-15 16:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda old sorry sweetheart but it was funny and it brought a smile to my face :) ♥
2006-08-15 15:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it befor like a year ago
2006-08-15 15:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it !!! I have a daughter who is just like that!!
2006-08-15 15:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-08-15 15:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Theresa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like she had a hairy crack up.
2006-08-15 15:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋